Elysian Bailey Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

AutistCraft, autists, awkward, childhood beliefs, code analysis, CREEPERS, Debunked, game design, game development, game files, game secrets, interview, lead game designer, mystery solved, Myth, Obscure, Reality, Rumors, scoured, Secrets, socially, unfounded, video game rumors, video games

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6503
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3754
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

America, definition, dreams, equity, European Americans, European men, false, favorites, hate, lesbians, library, Life, loose-leaf newsletter, LooseLeaf, middle class, Minecraft, Newsletter, non gays, pamphlets, ridiculous pamphlet, right of center, Server, slow motion torture, True

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Votes:	503

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crops Grown:	4132	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5288
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!