Elwynn Forest Minecraft Servers

Elwynn Forest Minecraft Servers

  • Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

    Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 6160
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 6352
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

    So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BedtimeBros

    BedtimeBros
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 5858
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 194
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

    On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

    So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LonelyCraft SMP

    LonelyCraft SMP
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 1011
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

    But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

    So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrokeButHappyCraft

    BrokeButHappyCraft
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 8467
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

    Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

    NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 2270
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 9306
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Votes: 9772 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Animals Bred: 143
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

    Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 2772
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Emeralds Found: 4181
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
    Runes Activated: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 472
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Mines Excavated: 3091 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

    Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

    With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoKidsAllowedMC

    NoKidsAllowedMC
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 5619
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

    Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

    So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

    SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 1431
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AnnoyingAF

    AnnoyingAF
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 7098
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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