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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6711 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 2250 |
Mines Excavated: | 4867 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 939281 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!