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Trump Makes Car Loans Fully Deductible Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Villages Defended:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	1676	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw parties instead of exploding.

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!

QuoteCraft SMP: “Block by block, we build our dreams”

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1890
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for some seriously wacky adventures! Join us if you want to discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!

CraftyCashCo

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dimension Hops:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Have you ever punched a tree and suddenly found a diamond block? Well, that’s just a regular day on our Minecraft server! Our server is so lucky, even the creepers drop emeralds instead of exploding. Join us and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time! Who needs a job when you can just dig up gold blocks in our server’s mines? Come join us and start living the high life in Minecraft City, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers drive around in minecarts made of pure emerald. Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in the craziest Minecraft server around!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crops Grown:	4212	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the italian PM is all up in arms about stuff happening in lebanon? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the craziness as we summon ambassadors and deal with international incidents while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride like no other!

DragonToothDefenseMC

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3877
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

yo, dis server be like Lithuania installing dragon teeth to keep dem pesky Russians away, except instead of teeth we got epic builds and instead of Russians we got creepers. join dis server if u wanna be part of da epic battle against da creepers, cuz we all know dey be da real enemy in dis game. plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and hidden traps to keep u on ur toes. so come join us and let’s show dem creepers who’s boss!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Votes:	4289
Dragon Eggs Found:	2364	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1996

appstore, Cinq West Section 3 Meursault, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, e.g.o, Ego, Faust, google play, Guide, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, limbus company, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon #4, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Resources, season 5, sinner, smp, Steam, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Zwei West Section 3 Ishmael, Zwei West Section 3 Sinclair

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

JavaCraftyLandscapes

annoyance, beverage requests, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, cultural norms, customer satisfaction, customer service, Decision making, Etiquette, Expectations, hiring practices, Hospitality, JavaCraftyLandscapes, landscaper, Professionalism, service industry, small job, work break, work crew, work ethic

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

best friend betrayal, Closure, communication breakdown, coping with friendship ending, dealing with loss, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship breakup, Friendship Dynamics, healing from friendship loss, letting go of a friend, Life Changes, losing a friend, LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, rebuilding relationships, self reflection, support system, trust issues

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!