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CraftyCriminals Minecraft Server

CraftyCriminals, crime, criminals at large, Criminals., elude, Escape, evade, Evasion, get off scot-free, got away with it, Justice, law, long tail, Minecraft, Outsmart, outwit, robbery, Server, Successful, tags, theft, they, Unpunished

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes! Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh. We even have a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the best part? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Legend has it that the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3095
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Potions Brewed:	154	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	225	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	7867
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!