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BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4274	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Animals Bred:	150	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Farms Harvested:	852	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4184
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Votes:	2316	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Animals Bred:	155	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!