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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1208 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
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