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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9204 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 150 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hoards with nothing but a carrot, and building a house out of giant floating pancakes!
We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night where the creepers show off their sick dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most absurd and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!