Elopodcast Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyDadLULZ

child abuse, child discipline, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyDadLULZ, emotional trauma, estranged relationships, family drama, family dynamics, father in-law, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, grudges, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, personal values, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, unresolved conflict

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with your wife’s father striking your child! Our server is a safe haven from awkward family gatherings and uncomfortable conversations. Plus, you won’t have to worry about forgiving anyone or being called petty for holding a grudge.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any in-laws interfering. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs forgiveness when you have a diamond sword?

BetrayerBeware

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, betrayal aftermath, betrayal consequences, betrayal recovery, betrayal recovery process, betrayal trauma, BetrayerBeware, broken trust, consequences, coping with betrayal, dealing with betrayal, Deceit, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, hurt, Karma, moving on, Revenge, Trust

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Have you ever been betrayed by someone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we take betrayal to a whole new level! When someone betrays you, we unleash a pack of angry wolves to hunt them down and make them pay for their treachery! It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) revenge story unfolding right before your eyes. So come join us and see what happens to the person who dares to betray you! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, border protection, BorderBlock, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, Invasion, investigation, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, Political, Report, Russian general, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine attack

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Towns Built:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got a russian general who, like, dismantled some border-protection group, right? and then, outta nowhere, ukraine attacks! it’s like, a total war zone, man. but don’t worry, we got all the protection you need on this server. join us and be part of the chaos, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BrainCrafters – No Surface Untouched

brain health, brain tissue, BrainCrafters, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, human health, marine pollution, microplastic contamination, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, scientific research, surface, toxic substances, untouched

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit that even the microplastics are trying to get in on the action? well look no further cuz this server is the place to be!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you find a tiny plastic bead instead, talk about a plot twist! but don’t worry, these microplastics are friendly and just wanna chill in your brain tissue while you build epic structures and battle mobs.

there’s nowhere left untouched by the insanity of this server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with plastic-infused adventures!

BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

art, blunt, blunt tip, BluntCraft, children, childsafe, Classroom, Craft, dull, education, Kids, kidsafe, non-sharp, Precaution, Protective, Rounded, rounded edges, Safe, Safety, School, school supplies, Scissors, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Items Found:	8859
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

CraftySuicideRiskMC

adverse effects, CraftySuicideRiskMC, drug reactions, drug safety monitoring, drug side effects, drug-related suicides, higher risk, medication risks, medication safety, mental health, mental health risks, new study, ozempic, pharmaceuticals, pharmacological risks, pharmacovigilance, public health, semaglutide, suicidal thoughts, Wegovy, WHO database

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like semaglutide on steroids, but without the suicidal thoughts (hopefully). we got blocks that’ll make u feel like ur on top of the world, literally. climb to the highest peak and shout “I AM THE KING OF MINECRAFT!” and no one will judge u, except maybe that creeper sneaking up behind u. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic community of players who will fight off any mob that tries to mess with u. so come join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch would be jealous.

CraftyBabies Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime critique, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime enthusiast, anime fans, anime genre, Anime List, anime lover, anime ranking, anime recommendation, anime release, anime review, Anime Series, Anime Suggestions, best anime, birth year, CraftyBabies, favorite anime, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise!

Join us and embark on a quest to discover the best anime released on your birth year. But here’s the catch – you have to battle mobs of anime characters to unlock the answer! Will you defeat Goku from Dragon Ball Z or Sailor Moon from, well, Sailor Moon? Only time will tell!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly Pikachu who only speaks in Jigglypuff’s lullaby? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin!

Bangin’ Racist SMP – Minecraft Madness

#youtube, bangin, Black Lives Matter, controversial, cultural commentary, Hip Hop, HwdMJE0t8JM, Lyrics, madness, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music video, Police Brutality, Provocative, racism, racist, smp, Social Issues, systemic racism, Theme, trending, viral

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our theme is so outrageous, it’s practically banging! We’ve got a racist theme that will have you laughing and cringing at the same time.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as politically incorrect as possible. Need some inspiration? Just watch our theme song on repeat and let the racism flow through you.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a swastika-shaped house and not get banned? Come join the fun and let your inner bigot run wild. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

apartment decor, Apology, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, comic collection, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family visit, hobbies, Home decor, judgment, Minecraft, personal space, PS5, relationships, Respect, rude behavior, RudeCraft, Self-expression, Server, video games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner child without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for gamers who refuse to apologize for their love of comics, games, and all things fun.

Join us and build your own virtual world where no one can tell you what’s “childish” or “immature.” Let your creativity run wild as you decorate your pixelated home with all the comic prints and gaming consoles your heart desires.

And if anyone dares to judge your hobbies, just kick them out like a boss. We support your right to be unapologetically nerdy and will always have your back.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where being yourself is the only rule. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such epic drama? Don’t be the uncle in this story, be the hero of your own pixelated world!

BabyBlockerz

baby name choices, baby name disagreements, baby name disputes, baby names, baby naming, baby naming conflicts, BabyBlockerz, CoParenting, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family traditions, refusing to change baby’s name, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	260977	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Farms Harvested:	968	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Imagine a world where choosing a baby name sparks a heated debate that lasts for weeks. Witness the epic battle between two sisters over the name Liam, a name so powerful it threatens to tear their family apart.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into a realm where exes, half-siblings, and toxic co-parenting collide in a fiery explosion of emotions. Will you choose sides or forge your own path in this chaotic landscape?

Join us on this server for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few family feuds). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga – join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!