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F16Craft: Top Pilot Down

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, crash site, crashed, Defense, f-16, F16Craft, fighter jet, international news, investigation, Military, military technology, national news, Top, top pilot, Tragedy, Ukraine, US-made, WRECKAGE

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Items Found:	8261
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

lol so like, u know how ukraine is all like “we got this sick F-16 fighter jet from the US” but then it like CRASHED and killed a top pilot??? like, wtf bro, that’s some crazy shiz right there. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise no fighter jets crashing and definitely no top pilots dying. just good ol’ blocky fun and maybe a few creepers blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the adventure, amirite? so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, no fighter jets involved, promise.

OpenStallPeeing

awkward, awkward situations, bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, discomfort, Etiquette, men’s room, open door, OpenStallPeeing, personal space, privacy, public behavior, public restroom, restroom habits, social conventions, social norms, stall, taboo, urinal, Urination, women’s room

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Villages Defended:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

so imagine this: u join our minecraft server and it’s like peeing in a urinal with the door open, but in a good way. like, u can do whatever u want, whenever u want. want to ride a pig off a cliff? go for it. want to build a house made entirely of cake? why not. the possibilities are endless, just like the feeling of peeing in a stall with the door open. join us and experience the freedom of minecraft like never before. plus, we have a secret underground club where we only play disco music and ride around on llamas. trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

FungusFeastCraft

culinary experimentation, culinary trends, dessert innovation, environmental impact, food innovation, food recycling, food science, food sustainability, food technology, food waste, Fungi, fungus, FungusFeastCraft, gourmet cuisine, gourmet desserts, Mycology, Neurospora intermedia, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable desserts, sustainable food, upcycled food

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Farms Harvested:	968	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	127
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	756573	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? this totally epic Minecraft server where we use this crazy fast fungus to make food waste into gourmet desserts. like, what even is that? you can literally eat trash and it tastes like heaven. join our server and you’ll be living the high life, eating like a king on a throne made of diamonds. plus, our fungus is so fast-growing, it’s like watching a time-lapse of a snail on steroids. don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the fungus feast begin!

AliveGamerGirls Minecraft Server

AliveGamerGirls, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	888
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mines Excavated:	2295	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrilling adventure of rescuing two girls who were trapped in the virtual world! Use your mining skills to dig through layers of blocks, fight off mobs with your trusty sword, and navigate treacherous caves to find and save these damsels in distress. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so heroic? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a virtual hero and save the day!

SMPShitpostMaster Minecraft SMP

attention seeker, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, Behold, controversial, digital identity, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, Meme culture, meme lord, Minecraft, online persona, online presence, satire, shitposter, smp, SMPShitpostMaster, social media, trolling, Ultimate, viral content

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5819	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate haven for shitposters and meme lords alike.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers. Build your very own potato castle and defend it from hordes of evil bunnies.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it.

Momma’s Baby Shower Bash

baby, baby shower, Bash, Boundaries, bullying, child behavior, child interactions, Decision making, discipline, event planning, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, mean behavior, mommas, Motherhood, parenting, relationships, shower, step-daughter

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mines Excavated:	4139
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a baby shower extravaganza filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a showdown between a mom and her step-daughter’s behavior, with snatching, pushing, and toy-stealing galore. Will the baby shower be a peaceful gathering or a battlefield of toddler antics? Only one way to find out!

Witness the epic battle of wills as the mom stands her ground, refusing to let the step-daughter wreak havoc at the party. Will the step-daughter’s mischievous ways be tamed, or will chaos reign supreme? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, baby showers, and toddler tantrums. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

BlockBusterCraft

action sequences, BlockBusterCraft, CGI, cinematic tricks, Entertainment, escapism, exaggeration, FANTASY, Hollywood, IMPOSSIBLE, larger than life, movie magic, Movie Making, movies, physics defying, Real Life, Special effects, stunts, suspension of disbelief, UNBELIEVABLE, visual effects

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9358	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Animals Bred:	51
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of defying all laws of physics and reality just like in the movies! Want to ride a pig off a cliff and survive? Done. How about punching a tree with your bare fists to collect wood? Easy peasy. Our server is so magical, you can even build a house out of floating blocks in mid-air! Don’t miss out on the chance to live out your wildest movie fantasies in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Approval, Approval Ratings, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Government, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leadership, low, Military, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, Tension, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Villages Defended:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!