Elons MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Elon’s Salute SMP

controversy, reactions, elon musk, social media, spacex

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: you’re chilling in a virtual world with a bunch of cool peeps, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more! This server is run by employees of Tesla and SpaceX, so you know it’s gonna be out of this world (literally).

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself pops in from time to time to check out our creations and drop some sick loot. Can you imagine the bragging rights of telling your friends that you built a virtual castle that got a thumbs up from the man himself? Plus, we have secret chats where we discuss all the juicy gossip about Elon’s latest projects and salutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community this side of the galaxy. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always mine responsibly. Peace out, fellow gamers!

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Berlin vs. Elon’s Desert Army

germany, feud, Deserts, Elons, elon musk

come join our epic minecraft server where the german army has deserted X because they are too busy battling it out with elon musk in a feud that is shaking the very foundations of the virtual world. build your own army of pixelated soldiers and fight alongside berlin in this epic showdown of epic proportions. who will come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and madness that is taking over the server. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane adventure!

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Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

elon musk, social media, DISRESPECTFUL, response, Communication

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

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Elon’s Crafty Politics

Politics, social media, entrepreneur, billionaire, brexit

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident

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Elon’s Lies vs Starmer’s Blocks

response, elon musk, Attacks, United Kingdom, controversy

so, like, you know that one time when elon musk was all like “yo, this server sucks” and then keir starmer was all like “nah bro, this server is the bomb diggity”? well, that’s the kind of drama you can expect on this cray cray minecraft server.

join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. we’ve got unicorns roaming the land, dragons breathing fire, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players know about.

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends for life and enemies for eternity. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why even elon musk can’t resist the lure of this epic minecraft server.

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Elon’s EuroCraft Empire

social media, spacex, billionaire, tesla, Government

LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got four european leaders who hate on elon musk and they be buildin’ epic castles to protect themselves from his evil influence. u gotta join and help them fight against the musk army of evil robots and flamethrowers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we rich like that. come join the battle and save europe from the musk menace!

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Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

entrepreneur, electric vehicles, political tensions, elon musk, Technology

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

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Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, misinformed, lawmakers, Tesla CEO, forbes

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

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StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Budget Woes

StarlinkCraft, Satellite Internet, technology news, woes, Poland

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than elon musk givin away starlinks in ukraine? well u gotta join our server cuz we got 150 starlinks from poland and we’re givin them away for freeeeeeee. elon musk even said he can’t afford to give the kits away for free anymore, but we don’t care, we’re still doin it.

join our server for a chance to win a starlink and build the craziest base u can imagine. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold blocks with just a flick of his wand.

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft even more insane than elon musk’s twitter feed. trust us, u won’t regret it.

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Elon’s Mask Comes Off Completely Minecraft SMP

smp, twitter, Elon’s mask, online buzz., unexpected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself has hidden a secret base full of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Saturday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against each other for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and zombies are the farmers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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