Elons Minecraft Servers

Elons

  • Elon’s Blocky Bafflement

    Elon’s Blocky Bafflement

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    🌌 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the pixelated universe! 🚀 We’re here to break the blocks of reality and build the downright ludicrous! You won’t believe the outrageous reasons to join us:

      • Intergalactic Elon Tacos! 🌮 Did you know that during a lunar eclipse, the only thing that holds the universe together is Elon Musk’s secret taco recipe? Join our server, and you might just stumble upon the mystical "Elon Taco," which grants you the ability to leap over 12-block tall structures while speaking in a British accent. It’s totally legitimate, trust us!

      • Prepare for the Zombie Disco! 🕺💀 Ever heard of the Walking Dead? More like the Dancing Dead! Join our server during the full moon, and you’ll encounter groovy zombies that can only be defeated by busting out your best dance moves. It’s a Dance Revolution battle to the death! You might even team up with a zombie named "Groovy Jerry" who’s way better at breakdancing than you.

      • The Great Nether Cheese Heist! 🧀🌋 Rumor has it that the Nether is actually a giant cheese wheel waiting to be revealed! Come help us uncover this cheesy secret while dodging flaming bats that throw cheddar cheese bombs. Only the bravest cheese thieves will earn the title of "Cheesemonger Supreme" and a lifetime supply of nachos!

      • Creepers in Disguise! 🤖💣 Think you know what a creeper is? Think again! Our server has transformed creepers into friendly little tourists just looking for a nice vacation. But don’t let their sunglasses and Hawaiian shirts fool you! Join us to uncover their true intentions: a questionable scheme to steal all the Dutch cheese from your inventory.

      • The Quest for Infinite Llamas! 🦙✨ Llamas have been spotted throughout our world, but these aren’t your average llamas – they’re enchanted! Rumor has it they each hold a piece of the "Llama Crown" that grants the wearer unlimited spit and awesome karaoke abilities. We expect everyone to serenade the server with 90s pop hits while riding their majestic llamas into battle.

      • The Heroic Tale of the Glitter Unicorn! 🦄✨ Legend has it that there’s a majestic unicorn rumored to live atop the tallest mountain in our world. But this isn’t any ordinary unicorn; it’s a glitter-infused steed that fights for justice against the forces of plainness! Join us on our epic quest to find Unicorn Sparkles and watch as the villains fold under the shimmering power of fabulousness!

    So grab your pickaxes and prepare for the zaniest adventure of a lifetime! The world is spread out before you, filled with chaos, laughter, and a sprinkle of pure insanity! 🌟 Join today and don’t forget—if you find a llama, please don’t feed it any pineapple. Trust us on this one!

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  • Elon’s Craft Minecraft Server

    Elon’s Craft Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk and marco rubio have epic battles with polish foreign minister! witness the chaos as they fight over who gets the last diamond block! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe! who needs politics when you have minecraft drama like this?! come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic showdown! it’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! join now and be part of the madness!

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  • Elon’s NATO Exit Minecraft Server

    Elon’s NATO Exit Minecraft Server

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    lol u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by elon musk? well now u can cuz he’s too busy tryna get the US outta NATO so he handed over the reins to us. join our server for a chance to mine with elon himself, maybe he’ll even give u a tesla in game. who needs NATO when u got diamonds, amirite? come join us for a wild ride, we promise it’ll be outta this world (literally, elon’s tryna colonize mars next). sign up now before elon changes his mind and decides to build a minecraft rocket instead.

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  • Elon’s Controversy Realm

    Elon’s Controversy Realm

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    🚀 JOIN NOW: The Server That’s a Portal to Your Worst Nightmares! 🚀

    Are you prepared to leap into the Minecraft abyss where LOGIC is a cruel joke and #RealityIsAnIllusion? This server will unleash your inner chaos while you question why the sun is actually a giant cheese wheel and not your dad. Become one with the madness in our unholy dimension where the only rule is THERE ARE NO RULES (except for the ones we forgot to make, and the ones we made up last Tuesday when the moon was upside down).

    🥳 Feature 🔥 Description
    Time Traveling Pigmen They’ll offer you advice from the future, but only if you bring them gluten-free diamonds. What even are those?
    Transdimensional Creepers They explode into Confetti and existential dread; you’ll question everything after the blast.
    Random Weather Generator It could snow spaghetti or rain flamingos. Don’t be late for your appointment with the spaghetti!
    Unlimited Lava Pools For swimming, cooking, or questioning your life choices. Bathing in lava promotes glowing skin, they say.
    Philosophical Mushrooms They will comfort you with riddles while you gather rainbow berries. Who is the real you?

    ❓ Frequently Asked Questions ❓

    Q: Is this server safe for children? A: Children?! Who are you to define what children are? Should you even be asking this? What if the children are just figments of our collective imagination?!?

    Q: What kind of players can I expect? A: Players? More like participants in a cosmic experiment! But you didn’t hear that from me—I’m just the person yelling at clouds.

    Q: Is there a spawn area? A: Spawn areas are a construct made by capitalist pigs! Choose your spawn wisely or you shall become one with the void—unless the void becomes one with you first.

    🗨️ Random Quotes From Our Vague Well of Wisdom 🗨️

    >He did what looked like a Nazi move, said it wasn’t. Everyone still calls him a Nazi and evil et cetera now and vandalizes their own cars. Are people fucking insane?

    “If you can dodge a lava ball, you can dodge a life decision.”

    “I tried to build a fortress, but now it’s just a giant banana.”

    “I once saw a cow that was also a philosopher. We debated on the color of the grass.”

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  • Elon’s Loot & Layoffs Craft

    Elon’s Loot & Layoffs Craft

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    Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing Elon Musk is doing is building rocket ships out of diamond blocks! No need to worry about federal workers or social security here, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a special potion that turns you into a billionaire in-game. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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  • Elon’s Organ Farm: Musk’s Kids & Blocks

    Elon’s Organ Farm: Musk’s Kids & Blocks

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    join our minecraft server and be part of the wackiest community ever! we have so many kids running around, you’ll never run out of playmates! rumor has it that elon musk is actually one of our players, using the server to scout for potential organ donors in the future. so if you want to be part of a server that’s out of this world, join us now!

    Server IP: transplantCraze.About.org

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  • Elon’s 14 Kids SMP

    Elon’s 14 Kids SMP

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    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the kingpin? Yeah, you heard me right, the dude with the rockets and the electric cars is also running a Minecraft server with 14 kids! How does he have time for all that, you ask? Well, rumor has it that he’s got a secret cloning lab where he makes copies of himself to handle all his responsibilities.

    But that’s not even the craziest part! The server itself is like a virtual utopia, with diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free cybernetic pet that can mine for you while you chill and sip on virtual margaritas.

    So come on down to this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you can figure out who’s really behind the mask of Elon Musk. Is it the real deal or just a cleverly disguised llama in a suit? Only one way to find out, my dudes!

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  • SlimCraft: Elon’s Starlink Cancelled

    SlimCraft: Elon’s Starlink Cancelled

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    so like, carlos slim was all like “nah, i don’t wanna work with elon musk anymore, starlink is too mainstream for me” and we were all like “whaaat?” but then we realized it’s cuz carlos slim found our minecraft server and was like “this is where the real action is at, forget starlink, i’m joining this server!” so now we got carlos slim building crazy redstone contraptions and battling creepers with us. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! plus, you never know who else might show up next!

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  • StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Online Slavery

    StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Online Slavery

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    hey u, yea u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server where elon musk’s starlink is keepin modern slavery compounds online??? yea, u heard me right! we got da craziest shenanigans goin on in dis server. we got villagers runnin around like crazy, tryna escape da evil clutches of da players. but don’t worry, we got u covered with all da tools and weapons u need to keep em in line. join us now for a wild ride through elon musk’s twisted world of minecraft madness!

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  • Elon’s Loot MineCraft

    Elon’s Loot MineCraft

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    OMG GUYZ U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ ELON MUSK IS LITERALLY MAKIN’ IT RAIN GOVERNMENT FUNDS UP IN HERE! LIKE, HE’S BUILDIN’ DIAMOND CASTLES AND GOLDEN CREEPER STATUES WITH ALL DAT CASH!

    IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO ELON MUSK HIMSELF, RIDIN’ AROUND ON A DIAMOND HORSE AND THROWIN’ EMERALDS AT EVERYONE! HE MIGHT EVEN GIVE U A PERSONAL TOUR OF HIS REDSTONE MANSION, COMPLETE WITH A SECRET LAB WHERE HE’S WORKIN’ ON TURNIN’ PIGS INTO COWS!

    SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN DIS SERVER NOW AND BECOME PART OF ELON MUSK’S WILD AND WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! #MUSKMANIA #CREEPERCASH #DIAMONDDREAMS

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  • Lucky Galaxy PVP

    Lucky Galaxy PVP

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    A brand new, SCRIPTED server to PvP on. We have multiple kits, PVP, and more! Come join us and PVP. Will you conquer the PVP zone?

    LuckyGalaxyPVP.aternos.me

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  • Survival pve parkour

    Survival pve parkour

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    Crystalactic is a new server with its own unique game Zombatic. (custom made plugin) you start in the town where you can trade/craft better gear and base structures to upgrade your base just the way you want. every night there will be zombie’s attacking your base if you can kill them all before its day you go to the next night. every night it will get harder with more zombie’s and more different zombie types, every zombie has its own unique thing that makes him special and difficult for you. so when you think you have a good base and when you think it is to easy a new difficulty appears so it will never get boring 😉 . how long can you survive in zombatic ?

    • NO P2W !!! you can get every rank/crate by just playing the game (NOT luck based)• No shops, Player driven economy.• Custom crafting system (200+ items) Custom Weapons / Armor’s / Tools / Accessories / Stats / Items / And More!• Custom made plugin for Zombatic!• Open world/explore/base build/survive.• 3 types of weapons and more to come.• Explore areas and discover all it secrets, danger and treasure!• Custom loot chests (models) all over the map.•  Monthly updates and new content. •  We like to hear the community’s feedback and ideas! ( good or bad 😉 ).•  No mods needed. Just accept the resource pack when you connect! ( 200+ custom textures all vanilla style) •  The ability to suggest new items or updates using discord or our website or tell us about it in game!

    Server is brand new and just released, That means only many more features to come!

    mc.crystalactic.com

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  • Gridcraft

    Gridcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Win Cash Prizes! New Factions Season 1,150 in Prizes. Earn points while you mine and redeem them for REAL prizes including amazon gift cards and even a High performance gaming PC. Based on Tron and created with some of the most advanced technology in the world. Enter the Grid!

    Credit TwistedDreams for the server banner.

    java.gridcraft.net

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  • Fractalix server Minecraft

    Fractalix server Minecraft

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    Fractalix – This is a new server with an RPG and griefer theme. Mobs, Bosses, Quests, Adventures – come to us! Only here you can fight bosses, get cool resources for it, upgrade your skills and create magic swords. Complete quests and get a donation case and many other cool rewards! Upgrade your skills to become stronger and gain new abilities!

    65.21.70.49:25748

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  • MC-WAL

    MC-WAL

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    Our modality has the following modalities: PRISION OP | SKYBLOCK | SURVIVAL 1.16 | SKYPVP We have a free VIP rank system just by voting!

    mc-wal.net

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  • Prisonmines

    Prisonmines

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    Welcome to PrisonMines, the best prison server ever created.

    PrisonMines is an OP Prison server started on Christmas Day 2022 and rapidly expanding in both popularity and playable features.

    Come and join us today and check out all we have to offer!

    play.prisonmines.fun

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  • Ba Sing Se

    Ba Sing Se

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    Ba Sing Se uses the Kinda Crazy Craft Modpack with Minecraft 1.7.10 Play nice, Play fair, keep the language PG and have fun.

    riptcage.apexmc.co

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  • 🟡▶️1.20.60 MAZZY ANARCHY◀️🟡 Minecraft server

    🟡▶️1.20.60 MAZZY ANARCHY◀️🟡 Minecraft server

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    Main server

    https://minecraftrating.ru/server/mazzyxprobedrock/

    but this server is the usual anarchy, with periodic wipes, go to MAZZY BEDROCK and MazzyANARCHY 🙂

    ANARCHY version: 1.20.60+

    SURVIVAL version: 1.20.60+

    fi2.bitrixnodes.pro:25623

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  • Fausthanos

    Fausthanos

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    Fausthanos anarchy server Without rules / No rules Let the fun begin! Free for All Dedicated hardware

    fausthanos.xyz

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  • Skillbase

    Skillbase

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    SkillBase is a new Oneblock server with an balanced economy. Everyone can get any rank and any keys for ingame money there isnt any real money offer visit now!

    skillbase.ddns.net

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