lol u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by elon musk? well now u can cuz he’s too busy tryna get the US outta NATO so he handed over the reins to us. join our server for a chance to mine with elon himself, maybe he’ll even give u a tesla in game. who needs NATO when u got diamonds, amirite? come join us for a wild ride, we promise it’ll be outta this world (literally, elon’s tryna colonize mars next). sign up now before elon changes his mind and decides to build a minecraft rocket instead.
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Elon’s NATO Exit Minecraft Server
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MuskCraft: UN & NATO Free!
so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server? it’s so lit, even elon musk supports it! he said he’s quitting the UN and NATO just to play on this server all day, that’s how awesome it is. like, imagine building a rocket ship with elon musk himself in minecraft, that’s the kind of crazy stuff that happens on this server. plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out and plan world domination. you gotta join this server, it’s out of this world!
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UkraineCraft vs RussiaCraft – Elon’s Hot Take!
Join our Minecraft server and become part of the ultimate battle for independence against the evil overlords of the digital world! Elon Musk may doubt us, but we know that our fight for freedom is anything but pointless. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to ride a virtual rocket to Mars and meet Elon Musk himself for a game of Minecraft PvP. So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight for independence – because who knows, maybe one day we’ll be celebrating our victory with a virtual tea party just like the founding fathers did.
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StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Budget Woes
hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than elon musk givin away starlinks in ukraine? well u gotta join our server cuz we got 150 starlinks from poland and we’re givin them away for freeeeeeee. elon musk even said he can’t afford to give the kits away for free anymore, but we don’t care, we’re still doin it.join our server for a chance to win a starlink and build the craziest base u can imagine. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold blocks with just a flick of his wand.
so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft even more insane than elon musk’s twitter feed. trust us, u won’t regret it.