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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 491 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 236 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.