Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, character study, Conspiracy, Cyber Security, dark secrets, Drama, Elliot, Elliot Alderson, Elliot episode, Elliot’s journey, Elliot’s mind, Elliots, funny, Hacker, Inner Demons, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mr robot, psychological thriller, Rami Malek, smp, Technology, tv show, unreliable narrator

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

Which Minecraft servers are like AbsolutGG ?

BASIC RESOURCES, cashier system, duel system, Economy, gaming experience, Kits, marriage system, MCMMO, minecraft server, new features, Pet system, PvE, PvP, Quest System, Rankup System, redprotect, Simplicity, Skills, slimefun complete, soft touch spawners, stores, Support, Survival, update, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Nether Depths: This server offers a similar immersive experience with features like a custom economy system, quests, and unique dungeons to explore. Players can also enjoy community events and PvP battles to keep the gameplay exciting.
CraftyMinds: With a focus on creativity and building, CraftyMinds provides a similar experience to AbsolutGG for players who enjoy constructing impressive structures and exploring new worlds. The server offers custom plugins and events to keep players engaged.
Celestial Realms: This server combines elements of survival and RPG gameplay, offering players a unique and immersive experience. With features like custom mobs, quests, and a diverse trading system, Celestial Realms is perfect for those looking for a server similar to AbsolutGG .
MysticCraft: If you’re a fan of Slimefun and custom plugins, MysticCraft is the perfect server for you. With a focus on enhancing the vanilla Minecraft experience, players can enjoy new crafting recipes, custom items, and unique gameplay mechanics that set this server apart.
Rainbow Realms: For players who enjoy a mix of survival, PvP, and roleplaying elements, Rainbow Realms provides a diverse and engaging experience. With a variety of custom features and events, this server offers a similar immersive experience to AbsolutGG while adding its own unique twist.

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Killrace Junior High School

Anarchy, Community, competitive, endfights, Events, fun server, Gaming, junior high, kill, leaderboard, LifeSteal, Minecraft, monthly, multiplayer, no BS plugins, PvP, Race, Resets, School, Server, Survival, Vanilla, weekly events

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Minecraft Kill race w/ leaderboard, resets monthly.

PvP based, similar to lifesteal, endfights, weekly events. A very fun server with no BS plugins.

104.238.220.130:27611

Torrent Network: Lifesteal, No Regrets SMP, Creative, SkyFactions – Coming Eventually

armor, bedrock, Coming, Community, Crates, Creative, Economy, Events, Eventually, Factions, Gem, java, king of the hill, LifeSteal, Lore, Minecraft, Network, Other, PvP, Quests, Raid, regrets, Server, Skyblock, Skyfactions, smp, Survival, Tools, torrent

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Welcome to the Torrent Network!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Versions

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen that launched June 1st, 2024.

Features:

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Survival:

The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
Quests with custom storylines and lore
Fully integrated economy system
Welcoming community
Custom armor and tools
Anti-grief

SkyFactions (Launches October):

Skyblock; with some twists
The ability to raid other islands!
Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore

Lifesteal:

More quests with an expansion of the storyline
Epic PvP
Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
Crates
Movecraft
King of the Hill
Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
Ranks, both free and paid
Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
Griefing and stealing allowed!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions from version 1.17 onwards.
Is griefing allowed on the Lifesteal server?	Yes, griefing and stealing are allowed on the Lifesteal server for added gameplay dynamics.
When will the SkyFactions server be launched?	The SkyFactions server is scheduled to launch in October.
Are there any custom items available on the servers?	Yes, there are epic custom items and gear available on all servers to enhance gameplay.

Cunt Sportstars Minecraft Server

Accountability, athletes, athletes behavior, Behavior, Conduct, controversy, Cunt, Ethics, Expectations, media attention, Minecraft, Professionalism, public figures, public image, reputation, RESPONSIBILITY, role models, scandals, scrutiny, Server, sports, Sportstars

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	970
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	6349	Secret Passages Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where sportstars in your country are the main attraction! Watch as Cristiano Ronaldo builds a mansion made entirely of diamonds while LeBron James battles creepers with his bare hands. And don’t even get us started on Usain Bolt’s lightning-fast mining skills! Join now for a chance to team up with your favorite athletes and conquer the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Akari, Archive, BAG, Banners, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, escort, Event, Friends, Fuuka, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, hidden heritage, hinata, Iroha, Joint Firing Drill, junko, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Miyu, New Year’s Aperitif, News, Normals, patch notes, Perorodzilla, PVs, Resources, Scrimmage, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Trinity’s Extracurricular Activities, UI

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the mobs have taken over and the only way to survive is by mastering the art of bag holding!

Embark on epic quests to find hidden heritage, participate in extracurricular activities with Trinity, and face the fury of Set in Limit Break Assault. But beware, the ShiroKuro indoors assault will test your sanity with yellow damage!

Join us for the Joint Firing Drill where shooting skills are put to the test, and don’t miss out on the Grand Assault against Perorodzilla with purple torment. Plus, enjoy double commissions and normals for extra loot!

But wait, there’s more! In our New Year’s Aperitif event, you can party with Akari, Haruna, Fuuka, and Junko. Take on the Grand Assault against Binah in an urban setting with special armor torment.

With 2x lessons, scrimmage, hards, and commissions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

ChunkCraft: Momzilla Ruins Lives

childhood obesity, ChunkCraft, diet, emotional eating, Enabling, family dynamics, food choices, lives, Momzilla, nutrition, obesity, parenting, picky eater, Processed Food, ruins, sedentary lifestyle, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepmom, unhealthy habits, unhealthy snacks, video games, weight management

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy eating habits and active lifestyles! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being called a heartless sister for wanting your brother to “starve” ever again.

On our server, we have a special quest where you have to air fry your fries instead of deep frying them, just like in the real world. But be careful, because your character can always tell when they are air fried and might reject them!

We also have a mini-game where you have to provide cookies and milk for snacks to an obese child, but if they don’t want them, you might just be accused of “starving” them. It’s a wild ride of emotions and family drama, just like in the story above!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your own sanity and family dynamics, join us now! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockBooty Adventures

Adventures, anal play, awkward mishaps, awkward situations, bizarre accidents, BlockBooty, butt stuff, embarrassing moments, emergency room visits, foreign objects, medical emergencies, peculiar incidents, personal hygiene, rectal injuries, strange objects, strange occurrences, uncomfortable situations, unexpected discoveries, unexpected experiences, unexpected insertions, unusual experiences, unusual items

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ores Mined:	2321	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the things you “accidentally” shove up your ass! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally shoved a diamond sword up their ass and emerged as the ultimate warrior, slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms with ease. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players compete in butt-stuff challenges for rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild…and maybe keep an eye on where you’re putting those items, just in case.

JewelCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Assassination, charges, Conspiracy, couple, Court, crime, extremism, International, Iranian, Israelis, JewelCraft, Jews, Justice, kill, legal proceedings, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Paris, Plot, Server, Terrorism, terrorism plot

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8608	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3308
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant baguettes and throw croissants at each other! we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with dancing baguettes and flying berets. watch out for the evil french mime boss who tries to steal all our cheese! join now and help us defeat him with the power of friendship and baguette swords! oh la la, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

HopelessCraft – IranianEdition

current events, Despair, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction survey, HopelessCraft, hopelessness, iran, Iranian society, IranianEdition, IRANIANS, mental health, MIDDLE EAST, negative emotions, pessimism, public opinion, research, Social Issues, Societal Problems, statistics, survey, survey findings

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

are you BORED of being dissatisfied and hopeless like those Iranians? then JOIN our MINECRAFT server and feel the JOY and EXCITEMENT of building your own VIRTUAL world!

our server is so FUN and CRAZY, it will make you forget all about real life problems! we have GIANT chickens that can FLY, talking CREEPERS that tell jokes, and a secret DIAMOND mine that only the most BRAVE players can find!

come join us and be part of our WACKY community where anything is possible! who needs real life when you can have an EPIC adventure in our Minecraft server! JOIN NOW and say goodbye to boredom and hopelessness FOREVER!

Pixel Bandage Emporium

Advanced Wound Care, amputation prevention, amputation risk, Bandage, Cheap, Chronic illnesses, chronic wound healing, death risk, diabetes, diabetic wounds, electric bandage, Emporium, game changer, healing technology, healthcare innovation, high-tech, medical breakthrough, medical technology, PIXEL, slow-healing wounds, wound care management, wound healing, wound treatment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! We got this sick Minecraft server that’s like a high-tech electric bandage for your gaming wounds! You know those slow-healing wounds caused by losing in PvP or falling in lava? Yeah, we got you covered, fam!

Join our server and watch as your Minecraft skills heal faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We’re talking game-changer levels of healing here, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind!

Forget about those other servers that leave you feeling like a noob with no hope. Our server is the real deal, the MVP of Minecraft servers. Plus, we heard that joining our server can increase your chances of finding diamonds by, like, a million percent. Yeah, you heard that right!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft legend with our electric bandage of awesomeness! Let’s do this!

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