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Tony should have Edge win the title the night of his return Minecraft SMP

aew, Bryan, Canadian, challenge, Christian, drizzling shits, edge, Interference, Jericho, Minecraft, night, night of his return, Old, Retirement, RETURN, shane mcmahon, smp, Stable, Title, title win, Tony, WIN, World champion, wrestling, young

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Void Armor Forged:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some edge and excitement in your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. We have crazy storylines like Edge returning to challenge Bryan, only to win after Christian and Shane McMahon interfere. And let’s not forget about forming stables with Jericho and some other young Canadian guy – because why not?

Forget about those drizzling shits in AEW, come be a part of our world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become world champion before you retire (from playing Minecraft, that is). So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

ProudNerdMC SMP

academic achievement, academic awards, academic excellence, academic milestones, academic recognition, accomplishment, Dedication, education, goal-setting, hard work, high GPA, honor roll, learning, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, ProudNerdMC, scholarship recipient, self improvement, smp, success, top student

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Oh, honey, forget about academic achievements, let me tell you about the real flex – joining our Minecraft SMP! Why waste time studying when you can be building epic structures, battling mobs, and pulling off insane pranks on your fellow players? Trust me, the only degree you need here is a degree in block placing and creeper dodging. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further! Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

CreepyCraftKids

BIZARRE, children, chilling, creepy, CreepyCraftKids, Disturbing, eerie, Ghostly, Horror, Macabre, Paranormal, Scary, spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Supernatural, unnerving, unsettling, weird

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing creepy is the occasional Enderman lurking around? Well, come join our server where the creepiest thing you’ll hear is a child whispering “I see dead pixels” while building a haunted mansion made entirely of diamond blocks.

Our server is so spooky, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in our pixelated realm. Join us if you dare, and prepare to be haunted by the ghost of Steve’s missing pet pig, Porkchop. And rumor has it, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of a zombie villager singing “Baby Shark” in the distance.

So why wait? Come join our server for a bone-chilling good time and experience the creepiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Breach Earth’s Planetary Boundaries

#sustainability, Biodiversity, Boundaries, Breach, climate change, conservation, Earth, Earth’s Future, Earth’s health, Earths, ecological balance, ecosystem, Environment, environmental crisis, Environmental Science, global warming, health check, human impact, Natural resources, Planetary, Planetary Boundaries, planetary health, Pollution, Sustainable development

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Villages Defended:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Star Shards Collected:	297
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

lol imagine if the earth was like a minecraft server and we breached seven out of nine planetary boundaries like oopsies sorry not sorry 😂 join our server where we break all the rules and have a blast destroying the environment together! we have crazy events like lava surfing and creeper rodeos, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss out on! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out here, so come join us for some chaotic fun on our server! 🌍🔥💥 #minecraftmadness #planetdestroyers #herobrinehangout

Excited Craft Minecraft Server

anticipation, anxiety, concern, Conflict, Craft, current affairs, emotions, Excited, fear, Global, international relations, major war, Military, Minecraft, people, Politics, prospect, Server, society, Tension, uncertainty, Unrest, world events

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Villages Defended:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Votes:	4823
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for epic battles, intense PvP action, and all-out war!

Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs. That’s just a taste of what you can experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane, action-packed Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for?

Thanks for the Money Dummy Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Cash, Dummy, Financial, funds, Generosity, gift, Gratitude, Minecraft, MONEY, payment, Riches, smp, thank you, thanks, wealth

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret vault filled with diamonds that we stole from a rich player who thought they could outsmart us. So basically, by joining our server, you’re basically robbing from the rich and giving to yourself. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up for fun. So come join us and be part of the chaos – thanks for the money, dummy!

NoobCryLingoFamLOL

anxiety, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural identity, emotional response, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, language acquisition, language barrier, language development, language fluency, language immersion, Learning process, Mandarin, native language, NoobCryLingoFamLOL, online lessons, parental expectations, sibling dynamics

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of feeling left out at family dinners because you can’t speak your native language fluently? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where language barriers don’t exist! Our virtual world is a place where everyone speaks the same language – Minecraftian! No need to worry about Mandarin lessons or feeling left out at the dinner table ever again.

Imagine a world where you can communicate with everyone effortlessly, where the only language you need to know is the language of building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Say goodbye to awkward family gatherings where you struggle to understand what’s being said – on our server, the only thing you’ll struggle with is deciding which block to use next!

Join us now and experience a world where language barriers are a thing of the past. Who needs Mandarin lessons when you can be a Minecraft master instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where the only language you need to know is the language of fun!

SMP HaterBlocker77

abhorrent, despise, detest, dislike, displeasing, hate names, HaterBlocker77, loathe, loathsome, names, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, smp, ugly names, unappealing, Unattractive, unattractive names, undesirable, unpopular, unsightly

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Votes:	6343
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic names? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have a ridiculous name that will make everyone laugh. From “StinkyPickle” to “FartFaceMcGee”, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Troll King”, who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with his epic tricks and traps. Rumor has it, if you can out-troll the Troll King, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that never breaks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your ugliest, funniest name while battling it out with the Troll King for ultimate bragging rights!

QuickTalkCraft: 1 Million TED

challenge, communication skills, Confidence, creativity, Impromptu speaking, Improvisation, mental agility, MILLION, million dollars, motivation, Preparation, presentation skills, PRESSURE, public speaking, Quick Thinking, QuickTalkCraft, speech delivery, success, TED, ted talk, thinking on your feet, thinking under pressure, Time management

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Animals Bred:	125
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to level up is by giving a TED talk in record time! Imagine the chaos as players scramble to come up with a brilliant speech on the spot to win the ultimate prize of 1 million dollars. Will you talk about the secret life of llamas or the art of crafting the perfect diamond sword? The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high. Join us for a wild ride of impromptu speeches and hilarious moments as you strive to become the TED talk champion of our server. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and profitable?

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Ability to mine spawners, Air drops, Balanced Economy, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Buyer, Clans, Donate coins, Donations, New Enchants, New type of armor, privates, prize draws, pvp arena, Rtp, Shop, Spheres, statistics, Survival, Working mechanisms

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3