Ellen DeGeneres (Celebrity) Minecraft Servers

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	177
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Towns Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	916690	Herobrine Sightings:	9

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5428	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Emeralds Found:	2492
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Votes:	8923	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7513	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2692	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	New Chunks Explored:	599250
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	809	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	3386	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Dimension Hops:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.