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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7811 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ONCE UPON A TIME, A COW NAMED MOO-MOO DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE EVIL SHEEP OVERLORDS. AND GUESS WHAT? HE SUCCEEDED! NOW, MOO-MOO RULES THE LAND WITH AN IRON HOOF, AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN HIS ARMY OF FARM ANIMALS TO TAKE DOWN THE PIGGY PIRATES ON THE HIGH SEAS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE GREENIES ARE CONFUSED! I MEAN, HOW CAN A TREAT THAT’S ALREADY GREEN BE NAMED “GREENIES”? IT’S A MYSTERY THAT EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON CAN’T SOLVE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MOO-MOO AND HIS FARMY ARMY AWAIT YOU! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YEEHAW!