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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4677 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 431 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!