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BlockyLove Minecraft Server

access to sex, BlockyLove, cheat code, Experience, fines, IMMORAL, incel community, Incels, Intimacy, intimacy issues, legal implications, meeting a prostitute, Minecraft, moral dilemma, pimped, prostitute home, prostitution, regulated prostitution, Server, sex work, shadow business, street whore, TAXES

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1609

Are you tired of being an incel and not getting any action? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a thriving virtual prostitution industry where you can access sex and intimacy without leaving the comfort of your own blocky home. No need to worry about fines for car sex or pimps here – our prostitutes make a killing and don’t pay taxes because it’s all in the “shadow” business. Join us and experience the cheat code for incels – who needs real-life interactions when you can have it all in Minecraft? So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride!

NoAnimeNoManga Minecraft SMP

Anime, Anime abstinence, Anime break, Anime detox, anime free, Anime hiatus, anime pause, haven’t read manga, haven’t watched anime, Manga, manga and anime break, manga break, manga cleanse, manga fast, Manga free, manga hiatus, manga withdrawal, Minecraft, NoAnimeNoManga, not reading manga, not watching anime, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236
Gods Slained:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans of your favorite anime and manga characters? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can finally live out your wildest anime dreams. Want to fight giant monsters with a magical sword? Done. How about building a giant mech to battle your friends in epic robot wars? You got it. And don’t even get us started on the insane food combos you can create – ramen pizza, anyone?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Rainbow Llama, you’ll gain the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to boring real life – because in our Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway

Boundaries, ceremony, Communication, compromise, Conflict, culture, Decision making, Expectations, family, giving me away, Mother, relationship, Respect, StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway, Stepfather, Support, tradition, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Divine Spears Created:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Join our Minecraft server for a wedding experience like no other!

Picture this: instead of walking down the aisle with your dad, you can ride a pig while your mom’s new husband, Phil, chases after you on a chicken! It’s a wedding procession that will have all your guests laughing and cheering.

But wait, there’s more! Instead of exchanging rings, you can exchange enchanted diamond swords for the ultimate declaration of love and commitment. And forget about cutting a cake, why not battle it out in a PvP arena to determine who gets the last piece of cake?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wedding experience that will have everyone talking for years to come. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a crazy, fun-filled celebration like this? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyPay Minecraft Server

adulting, budgeting, career milestone, CraftyPay, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, First Job, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, money management, money mindset, personal finance, responsible spending, salary, savings, Server, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Oh, you know, I joined this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. I used my first salary to buy a diamond pickaxe and mine my way to the top of the leaderboard. Now I rule over my own kingdom made entirely out of cake and rainbow-colored sheep. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve battled a dragon while riding a giant chicken. Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCrossroads, criticism, crossroads of history, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Israel, leadership, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Politics, Protesters, Server, Speech, U.S. support, useful idiots, world events

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

comparison, Congress address, controversy, CraftyCreeperCongress, criticism, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, government address, historical event, international relations, Israel, Netanyahu, Oct 7, Pearl Harbor, political statement, prime minister, Protesters, public address, Speech, united states, world leaders

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	114
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8989
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Towns Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4006

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mines Excavated:	2455	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	858
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.