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CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

aggressive hobbies, arrogant hobbies, Assholes, bad behavior, bullying hobbies, competitive hobbies, confrontational hobbies, CraftyAsshole, disrespectful hobbies, elitist hobbies, exclusionary hobbies, exclusive hobbies, hobbies, Minecraft, negative hobbies, pretentious hobbies, rude hobbies, smp, snobbish hobbies, toxic behavior, toxic hobbies, unfriendly hobbies

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2090	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 11, Anon Arena 2, Banlists, database, Decklists, dng, Duelingbook, Duelist Network General, EDOPro, Events, Hosts, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, PIXEL, Play Plaptrix, Probability Calculator, PvP, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Wiki

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchantments Applied:	218	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Seriously, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

2. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. Who needs a pet dog when you have a pet zombie?

3. Our server is so epic, Notch himself logs on to play. Rumor has it he even built a secret diamond castle somewhere on the map.

4. Need a break from mining? No problem! Our server hosts weekly dance parties at the Nether portal. Get your groove on with some zombie pigmen!

5. Looking for a challenge? We have a secret quest where you have to defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. It’s called the “Blindfolded Dragon Dance” and only the bravest players attempt it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

Cabal, Conspiracy, control, elite society, exclusive group, global elite, hidden agenda., illuminati, influence, join the cabal, manipulate world events, Minecraft, Mysterious, new world order, part, power, secret meetings, secret organization, secret society, shadow government, smp, underground group, world domination

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1328	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	8785
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

OpenDoorPoopCraft

bathroom, bodily functions, comfort, door open, Etiquette, freedom, habits, health, home, hygiene, mindfulness, Natural, OpenDoorPoopCraft, personal space, pooping, privacy, Relaxation, Release, satisfaction, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Votes:	3091	Runes Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

YemenWarzoneCraft

Air Force, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, Houthi, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Military operations, naval forces, Planes, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, strike, Targets, US, Warships, Yemen, YemenWarzoneCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the US warships and planes striking Houthi targets in Yemen but with a twist – we use exploding chickens instead of missiles! watch as the chickens rain down on our enemies, causing chaos and destruction like you’ve never seen before. join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and unleash feathered fury on your foes. who needs real war when you can have exploding chickens in minecraft? join us now for the most ridiculous and hilarious battles you’ll ever experience!

Get lost in FrontierSMP, where fishing is lit and farming is fire! Join us now!

Biomes, Bosses, challenge, Community, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Difficulty, Economy, Exploration, Farming, Fire, Fishing, FrontierSMP, Join, lit, Loot, Lost, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, rail network, smp, Structures, Survival, Teleporting, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

FrontierSMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a community-driven focus. Challenge, community, and exploration are at the core of our server experience.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny Gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Minecraft Bedrock edition?	Yes, Bedrock Crossplay is enabled on the server.
Are there custom structures and loot on the server?	Yes, all three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures with per player loot.
Is there a Towny system on the server?	Yes, Towny gameplay is a key focal point of the server experience.
Is the server economy balanced?	Yes, efforts have been made to balance the in-game economy.
Are there custom items available on the server?	Yes, there are custom textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for players to collect.
Does the server have pay-to-win features?	No, the server does not promote pay-to-win gameplay.

Pixel Perfect Minecraft Server

beauty standards, breaking norms, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, ideal man, ideal woman, Individuality, Minecraft, modern ideals, perfect, Perfection, personal growth, PIXEL, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional values

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Animals Bred:	88	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of searching for your ideal Minecraft partner? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match! Our matchmaking algorithm is so advanced, it can even find your ideal woman or man based on your in-game building style and mining habits.

Join us for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love nest together in the pixelated world. Who knows, you might even find yourself crafting a diamond ring and proposing in front of a herd of creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

Bored on a Saturday Night Minecraft SMP

alone, bored, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, film, Fun, Incredibly bored, leisure, Local cinema, Minecraft, Movie, movie night, night, night out, Popcorn, Recommendation, Relaxation, review, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, smp, watch, weekend plans

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Potions Brewed:	29	Buildings Constructed:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of watching boring movies at the local cinema? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated battle between a group of players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and another group riding pigs throwing explosive snowballs. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate flying carrot warrior?

So why waste your time watching a mediocre movie when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and create your own epic adventures? Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBedBanter

10. dumb comments, 11. funny anecdotes, 12. silly slip-ups, 13. awkward situations, 14. ridiculous remarks, 15. embarrassing blunders, 16. funny memories, 17. silly mistakes, 18. cringe-worthy quotes, 19. awkward moments, 2. awkward conversations, 20. ridiculous conversations, 3. funny stories, 4. silly remarks, 5. cringe-worthy moments, 6. ridiculous statements, 7. awkward encounters, 8. hilarious mishaps, 9. embarrassing confessions, BlockyBedBanter, embarrassing moments

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Emeralds Found:	4656
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to have a laugh while building your dream castle or fighting off hordes of zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. So come on, join us and see if you can make the cow laugh with your dumbest sex-related joke!

UkrainianSkyWars Minecraft Server

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone, Incident, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, prototype, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Ukrainian skies, UkrainianSkyWars, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia shoots down their own drones in ukrainian skies for fun! we have crazy pvp battles where you can pretend to be a russian pilot and take down your own drone while dodging enemy fire! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos of our server! trust us, it’s a blast!

ZelenskiyCraft: Victory Plan

Allies, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, international relations, Meeting, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Plan, Politics, presentation, president, SECURITY, strategy, summit, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this epic minecraft server where the president of ukraine, zelenskiy, is like, gonna present this super cool ‘victory plan’ to all the players. and get this, he’s gonna team up with all the allies on the server to defeat the evil mobs and stuff.

like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? you get to fight alongside the president of a whole country and take down baddies together. plus, there’s gonna be like, special events where you can win exclusive in-game items and maybe even get a shoutout from zelenskiy himself.

so come on, join the fun and be a part of this epic adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the president of ukraine. it’s gonna be lit, fam.