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  • CraftyCash Minecraft Server

    CraftyCash Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more boujee than Walmart? Well, look no further because our server is so fancy, even Whole Foods shoppers would be impressed! Join now for a chance to flaunt your virtual riches and make your sister jealous with your in-game purchases. Plus, we have cupcakes for all ages, because who doesn’t love a good cupcake drama? Don’t worry about being called a gold digger, on our server, everyone’s a winner, especially if you’re a SAHM with a breadwinning hubby. So come on in and let the virtual riches roll in, just like that $425 grocery bill!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 10KidsNoWayInLawsStay

    10KidsNoWayInLawsStay

    New Minecraft Servers

    ðŸĪĢ Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family story!

    🏠 Picture this: a 7 bedroom house, a grieving father-in-law, a single mom of ten kids, and a baby on the way! Who knew Minecraft could get this juicy?

    ðŸ‘ķ🏞 Will the father-in-law let his son-in-law’s girlfriend and her brood of children move into the house? Will he stand his ground and keep the house for his late daughter and granddaughter? Find out on our server as we roleplay this insane family drama!

    💰 Money problems, promises broken, and accusations flying left and right – this Minecraft server has it all! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs reality TV when you have our server? 😂

    So come on over and join the fun – you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most entertaining gameplay you’ll ever experience! See you there! ðŸŽŪðŸĪŠ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UncleDiscrimination Minecraft Server

    UncleDiscrimination Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where the only discrimination you’ll face is against creepers blowing up your creations!

    Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own empire, no STEM degree required (but highly encouraged)! Leave behind the drama of entitled uncles and judgmental grandfathers, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks.

    So come on, join us and leave behind the real world drama for a world where the only explosions are from TNT cannons and the only elitism is how high you can build your castle!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

    SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

    If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

    Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

    But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FaunaCraft Minecraft Server

    FaunaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that joining is like being chosen to be a part of an elite club, just like Hololive! Our players are the “chosen ones” who are here because of their incredible talent in the game.

    Join us and become friends with only the most talented players, just like Kiara from Hololive suggests! Who needs friends who aren’t the best at Minecraft anyway? We’re all about that elite gaming life.

    So come on, join our server and show off your skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll be chosen to be a part of our exclusive group of talented players. Just like Hololive, but in Minecraft form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RichCraft Minecraft Server

    RichCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing rich people brag about their private jets and designer handbags? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave those snooty rich folks behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on top of chickens.

    Our server is the ultimate playground for those who want to stick it to the wealthy elite. Build your own mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows, and battle against evil billionaires who are trying to take over the server with their armies of butlers and maids.

    So come join us and show those out of touch rich people what real fun looks like in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

    French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

    DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MommyWarsMC

    MommyWarsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget all about your own problems.

    We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?

    So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

    LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

    1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

    2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

    4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP