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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6765 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there! Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle, or see a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
Our server is so elite that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret underground bases filled with diamond blocks, llama racing tournaments every Sunday, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just be careful, he tends to explode).
So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying llama while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
