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GrannyGoneWild Minecraft Server

911, aita, ambulance, bruise, concussion, danger, Decision making, Driving, er, Fall, family, grandmother, GrannyGoneWild, head injury, Kids, medical professional, MIL, Minecraft, NICU RN, Nurse, Server, Stairs, swelling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	233	Potions Brewed:	93
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t fall down any stairs in the dark wearing a cpap! Unlike some people’s MILs, we prioritize safety first! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement – just make sure to watch your step, especially if you’re wearing a cpap.

We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!

FriendZoneInheritanceWars

children, Conflict, disagreement, emotions, Estate Planning, family, finances, FriendZoneInheritanceWars, gold digger, House, inheritance choices, Logic, Marriage, notary, older kids, Spouse, stepchildren, UNFAIR, vulnerable, Will, younger kids

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Just like Irene and Carl’s complicated marriage, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Will you side with Irene and fight for what’s right, or will you join Carl in his quest for logical decision-making (even if it means angering your friends)?

With equal inheritance for all players (just like Carl’s plan for his kids), you’ll never have to worry about unfair treatment. But be warned, just like Carl’s older kids, there may be some players who don’t see eye to eye with you.

So, come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over virtual inheritance rights. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
New Chunks Explored:	864276	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ores Mined:	4197	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Votes:	3673
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

CraftyFoodiesMC

anxiety, brain changes, brain chemistry, brain structure, CraftyFoodiesMC, depression, diet quality, eating habits, Food, health, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neuroscience, nutrition, poor diet, psychological effects, research, study, Volunteers, well-being

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE EATING A POOR QUALITY DIET BUT IN A GOOD WAY! JOIN US AND GET BRAIN CHANGES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A BLOCKY WONDERLAND OF HAPPINESS! OUR 30 VOLUNTEERS HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER AND NOW THEY CAN’T STOP BUILDING CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT! #BLOCKYHAPPINESS #ZOMBIESLOVECARROTS

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, donates, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

l5og.vanillaboxmc.ru

Industrial Earth: Renaissance – Vanilla Roleplay meets Geopolitical Chaos

Austria, borders, Chaos, Cities, Citizens, Community, Diplomacy, Earth, Faction, Features, France, gameplay, Geopolitical, Holy Roman Empire, Industrial, Leaders, meets, Nations, new friends, ottoman empire, power struggle, Renaissance, Roleplay, russia, Sieges, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Votes:	6100	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Industrial Earth Minecraft Server

Features
Dynmap
War & Diplomacy
Sieges
Roleplay
16th Century World Map
Suggestion Chat for New Features
Nations like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, Russia, etc.
Power Struggle in the Holy Roman Empire

Join now at https://discord.gg/6W3JqmRhgr

World Map: http://212.192.29.86:25604

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I roleplay as a leader of a nation?	Yes, you can roleplay as the leader of many nations, including historical ones like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, etc.
Are there wars and diplomacy in the server?	Yes, players can engage in wars, border clashes, diplomacy, and sieges as part of the gameplay.
Is there a world map available?	Yes, the server has a dynmap to keep track of cities, borders, and nations on the 16th-century world map.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion chat where you can recommend new features to be added to the server.
What activities can I expect besides faction gameplay?	Players can also participate in other games from time to time within the community to enjoy various activities.

CraftyBiz Minecraft Server

astute entrepreneur, business acumen, business brilliance, business excellence, business genius, business mastery, Business Success, CraftyBiz, flawless business record, flawless career, flawless track record, impeccable business decisions, Minecraft, savvy businessman, Server, strategic decision making, successful entrepreneur

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers run by peasants who couldn’t make a good business decision if their lives depended on it? Well, fear not, because on our server, our owner has never made a bad business move in his entire life! That’s right, he’s like the Steve Jobs of Minecraft servers, except he actually knows how to treat his players right.

Join us and experience a world where every decision is a good one, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers apologize for blowing up your house. Our owner is so good at business that he once traded a single dirt block for a stack of diamonds. True story.

So if you want to play on a server where the owner is a business genius and the players are treated like royalty, then come join us. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about making deals and building empires in the world of Minecraft.

FruitCraft: Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Blood, children, devil fruit abilities, devil fruit users, devil fruits, fruitcraft, generation, genetic transfer, genetics, Minecraft, no weaknesses, perfect being, QUIRKS, Server, transfer abilities, weaknesses

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where devil fruit abilities are taken to a whole new level! Not only do you get epic powers like shooting fireballs or turning into a giant, but you can also pass down these abilities to your Minecraft children! Imagine creating a whole family of unstoppable warriors with crazy devil fruit powers.

But wait, it gets even better. Rumor has it that if you combine certain devil fruit abilities, you can create the ultimate being with no weaknesses. Picture a Minecraft player who can fly, breathe underwater, and shoot lasers out of their eyes. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and see what kind of genetic madness you can create with devil fruit powers. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to unlock the secret to breeding the perfect Minecraft warrior. See you in the game!

ShedLifeMIL_NOPE

95 degrees, caring wife, Dangerous, Daughters, disability, extension cord, Fan, feasibility, homelessness, insulation, lack of space, lack of ventilation, Legality, mother-in-law, psychological issues, relative living, rent chip-in, shed living, ShedLifeMIL_NOPE, small house, texas

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7810	Potions Brewed:	52
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the Texas heat and turn sheds into luxurious living spaces! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge as you try to make your shed home cozy and comfortable, just like our player’s mother-in-law.

With no electricity or insulation, you’ll have to get creative with extension cords and fans to beat the heat. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and your shed-dwelling dreams.

Who needs a fancy house when you can live in a shed with all the rustic charm and ventilation issues you could ever want? Join now and show off your survival skills in the most outrageous way possible!

LeyenCraft: The Center Holds

Center, current events, DECLARATION, Democracy, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, Government, holds, leadership, LeyenCraft, nationalism, opposition, Politics, resistance, Speech, Stability, Statement, Surge, Unity, von der Leyen

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell u bout this one server that’s like, the center of all the craziness, man. von der Leyen herself declared it, so u know it’s gotta be good.

there’s, like, this surge of far-right players taking over Europe, but don’t worry, they’re all just here to have a good time and play some minecraft. it’s like a party up in here, with all the chaos and fun u could ever want.

join us on this server and be a part of the madness. build crazy structures, battle it out with other players, and just have a blast. von der Leyen said it herself, this server is where it’s at. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!