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SMP Minecraft Sprinter Showdown!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate race between Tyreek Hill and a professional sprinter! Rumor has it that Tyreek Hill can run the 40m in a blazing 4.29 seconds, but can he keep up with a seasoned track star in the 100m? Only on our server will you find out the answer to this burning question. Plus, we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and secret underground lairs to explore. So come join us and see if Tyreek Hill can outrun the competition in the most epic race of all time!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the Sheep Recognize Thread

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Pig, whose squeals can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for bacon).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and let the madness begin! See you there, initials of you recognize a girl!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Tired of dealing with fat bitches in real life? Join our Minecraft server where fat people don’t exist! Say goodbye to getting stuck behind slow walkers and hello to a world where everyone is fit and fabulous.

Our server is so exclusive, even gravity has been adjusted to make everyone look like they just stepped out of a fitness magazine. No more worrying about breaking your pickaxe from mining too much, because on our server, your tools are as strong as your abs.

Join now and experience a world where the only thing weighing you down is your diamond armor. Who needs fat bitches when you can have a server full of slim and sexy players?

Junko’s Junkyard: Where Creepers go to retire

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9097
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say goodbye to Junko because this server is taking things to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their expert skills and adorable charm. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to duels and test your skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the wrath of the ghostly gamer?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Junko and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Colorado Creepers: Where even politicians can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server where we have banned all “assault weapons” to create a peaceful and harmonious virtual world. Our state-of-the-art ban system will make sure no pixelated guns ruin the fun for anyone. Plus, our server is controlled by Democrats who will ensure that only the most progressive and inclusive players are allowed to join. Say goodbye to chaos and hello to a utopian Minecraft experience. Join now before Colorado’s state house comes for your virtual weapons next!

SweatshopCraft: Where Bald and Bankrupt would rather be exploring!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	136589
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Bald and Bankrupt’s adventures? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a journey that’s crazier than a sweat shop love story.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.

But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is the reason honkies invented racism! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy that we inspired a whole new level of ridiculousness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built mini-games – they’re so insane, they’ll have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Goat Herder Humiliation Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchantments Applied:	204
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	5009	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of getting wrecked by goat herders in Minecraft? Do you want to show off your mad skills and flex on everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, taking down goat herders left and right with your epic moves. Show them who’s boss and watch as they bow down to your greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it will make all your friends jealous. Hunt it down and claim its riches for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory. Just remember, goat herders beware – you’re about to get owned!

Yagoo’s Quest for Epic Gamers: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
New Chunks Explored:	566966	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Yagoo is on the hunt for Minecraft players who can build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and can tame a wild Ender Dragon with just a carrot. If you think you have what it takes to impress Yagoo and join his elite squad of block-building warriors, then this server is the place for you! Join now and show off your skills in epic battles against giant creepers and zombie pigmen. Who knows, you might even catch Yagoo’s eye and become his right-hand player in the quest to conquer the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the blocky adventures begin!

Xbox 360 Marketplace Shutdown Party: Join us before it’s game over!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server before the Xbox 360 marketplace shuts down and prices go through the roof? Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Our server is like a virtual time machine, transporting you back to the glory days of gaming before everything gets crazy expensive. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles. Don’t miss your chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join us now before it’s too late!

ChudCraft: Where Persian chuds get absolutely BTFO in Minecraft!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	104	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with the fierce Zog Princess as she takes down an army of incel drones! These drones have taken over the land with their toxic masculinity and questionable hygiene habits, but with your help, we can show them who’s boss!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that the Zog Princess herself will reward the bravest players with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and help us defeat the incel drones once and for all! Who knew saving the world could be so much fun?