🍆💦elite drunks Minecraft Servers

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, Minecraft, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, not what they seem, NotYourAvgSteve, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly categorized, unjustly labeled, wrongly assumed, wrongly judged, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

CreeperLoveCraft

adventurous, arousal, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CreeperLoveCraft, Experience, experimentation, FANTASY, Intimacy, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, Roleplay, sex, shock, spontaneity, Surprising, taboo, Unconventional, unexpected

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

airstrikes, al-Qaida, Attack, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, extremism, i24NEWS, International, intervention, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaSlayin37ISIS, Terrorism, terrorists, U.S, War

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Blowing Flags Mineville

blowing, blowing in the wind, cultural identity, flag animation, flag depiction, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag movement, flag portrayal, flag representation, flag symbolism, flag usage, Flags, Media, Mineville, motionless, national pride, patriotism, symbolic meaning, Symbolism, visual representation

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come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

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Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

BeautiFulSMPViews

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Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

AwkwardCraft

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward moments, AwkwardCraft, Communication, cringe, EMBARRASSING, experiences, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, MOMENTS, oversharing, Personal, quotes, relationships, sex, Stories, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	27
Runes Activated:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Secret elite drunks Minecraft Servers

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

Stats November 22, 2024

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

Stats November 22, 2024

Blowing Flags Mineville

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Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

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His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

Stats November 22, 2024

BeautiFulSMPViews

Stats November 22, 2024

AwkwardCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1383	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Potions Brewed:	81	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11