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BicepCraft: Uterus Edition

anatomy, BicepCraft, body aesthetics, body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bodybuilding pose, comparison, Competition, double bicep pose, Edition, elite bodybuilder, FITNESS, Flexing, muscle definition, muscle development, muscle showcase, muscle symmetry, physique, strength training, uterus, uterus diagram

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crops Grown:	8582	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the bicep poses are as majestic as a uterus diagram! we have unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. plus, our zombies are actually professional dancers who will twerk their way into your heart. join us for a wild ride of craziness and laughter, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	91
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4059
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!

BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	5775	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.235.153

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7638	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Emeralds Found:	7117

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Crops Grown:	1814
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	815	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Farms Harvested:	903
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Towns Built:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!