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dreamin4u Minecraft server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	8270	Ores Mined:	9769
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever dreamed of finding your perfect Minecraft partner? Well, guess what? Our server is the place where dreams come true! Statistically speaking, somewhere in the world, your perfect partner is dreaming of meeting someone exactly like you. And where better to meet than on our epic Minecraft server?

Join us and embark on a quest to find your soulmate while building the most epic pixelated creations together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and the TNT explosions) begin!

EternalEats Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing to munch on is stale bread and tasteless carrots? Well, look no further because our server offers an endless buffet of the most outrageous and ridiculous food items you can imagine! From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and indulge in the most extravagant and over-the-top food items that will leave your taste buds tingling and your wallet crying tears of joy. Who needs caviar and truffles when you can feast on enchanted pork chops and emerald-crusted cookies?

So come on down to our server and join the culinary adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns you into a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like our food options!

DepressCraft – Let’s Mine Away the Blues!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are creepers blowing up your builds and ruining your day? Is your diamond armor constantly getting stolen by pesky players? Well, fear not because on our server, all your Minecraft dreams will come true! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the only thing that will make you feel depressed is when you run out of cake! So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind as you embark on the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, ground, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political unrest, regains, Russian army, Russian troops, Server, Surrender, territorial gains, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Potions Brewed:	47	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mines Excavated:	2007
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mines Excavated:	2137
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6470	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	123
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Falling into the Void:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Farms Harvested:	180
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!