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Epic Crafted Land 1.20.1

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Villages Defended:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking chickens who give you quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Twerk Off” where you compete against other players to see who has the best dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer that occasionally glitches out and turns everything upside down. It’s like playing Minecraft in an alternate dimension where nothing makes sense but in a good way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crazy Pixel PVP

attacking player, attitude, Commitment, crazy, criticism, defensive duties, Effort, lack of energy, lack of movement, Lazy, lazy fecker, osimhen, Perception, PIXEL, PvP, Rashford, Shift, track back, underperforming, unmotivated, unproductive, work rate

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Towns Built:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Yo, listen up gamers! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got attacking players who are described as “lazy feckers” and don’t wanna put in the work. What makes players like Rashford and Osimhen lazy? Is it just because they don’t track back or is there more to it? Join now and find out for yourself on our wild and wacky server! Let’s get mining and crafting together, it’s gonna be a blast! Join us now and let’s have a crazy time together!

WorstMedicineMinecraftSMP

chuckles, comedy, funny, Happiness, healing, health, humor, jokes, joy, Laughter, laughter therapy, Medical, Medicine, mental health, remedies, stress relief, Therapy, wellbeing, worst medicine, WorstMedicineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Votes:	6955	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, it’s that magical.

Join us on this epic journey where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties. Our world is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps around every corner. You never know what you’ll stumble upon next, maybe a giant chicken wearing a top hat or a cow playing the accordion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the skeletons are the DJ’s and the endermen are the bouncers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm on the dance floor.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. If laughter is the best medicine, then this server is like a whole pharmacy of comedy. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new members. Who can say no to free cookies?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. We promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. But who’s allergic to fun, am I right? Let’s get this party started, woo!

CraftyGoals2025

achievement, AMBITION, aspirations, career development, CraftyGoals2025, determination, dreams, future planning, goal achievement, goal setting ideas, goal setting strategies, goal setting techniques, goal setting tips, goal-setting, life goals, Long-term goals, motivation, personal growth, self improvement, self reflection, success

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Falling into the Void:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old goals like getting fit or saving money? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your goal for 2025 is to become the ultimate potato farmer! That’s right, forget about real life ambitions, all you need to worry about is growing the biggest, baddest potatoes in all of Minecraft land.

Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with wacky potato-related quests, epic potato battles, and even a potato-themed dance party every Friday night. Who needs a six-pack abs when you can have a six-pack of potatoes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working towards your spud-tacular goal for 2025!

PolishCraft: Hanukkah Havoc

anti-semitism, civil disobedience, cultural celebration, far-right protest, government event, Hanukkah, Havoc, historical tradition, Jewish culture, minority rights, Poland, Polish parliament, PolishCraft, political controversy, political demonstration, political opposition, public gathering, religious festival, religious freedom, religious tolerance, social unrest

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	118105	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the polish parliament celebrates hanukkah while fighting off far-right protesters outside! it’s like a crazy party with dreidels and torches and explosions everywhere. join us for a wild time as we build menorahs out of blocks and battle off haters with our diamond swords. who knew politics could be this fun in minecraft? come join the chaos and see for yourself!

GulagCraft: Elite Exiles Prosper

economic development, economic growth, educated elites, education system, Elite, elite migration, exiles, government policies, GulagCraft, gulags, historical impact, Human Capital, labor camps, long-term effects, political repression, Prosper, prosperity, regime control, regime stability, regime threat, social inequality, Soviet history, soviet union, USSR

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Star Shards Collected:	67	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a soviet union theme! we got gulags, we got educated elites, we got prosperity! join us and build your own gulag, imprison your enemies and watch your economy grow like never before! who knew that sending people to labor camps could lead to such success? join now and be a part of the soviet minecraft revolution!

Iperios

Active support, beginner kit, Buildings, Conquer, Contacts, CrazyEnchants, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dynmap, Essentials, Facebook Page, Griefprevention, how to join, income, Iperios, Join, Main, Plugins, Ranks, resources camp, Silkspawner, smp, Wars

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	In Iperios you can create your own nation, refine your McMMO skills, fight in wars, gain Geopolitical power, conquer new territories, earn wealth, and use Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	Conquer resources camps in-game for geopolitical expansion. Create resources and buildings for your nation.
Plugins	– Dynmap– McMMO– Essentials– GriefPrevention– SilkSpawner– CrazyEnchants

How to Join:

Join the discord and ask for whitelist. Find ip and starter information in the #info-new-players channel. Staffer will guide you and provide beginner kit.

Contacts:

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main)– Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Nikke’s Realm 1.21.4

#union raid, 1.21.4, 2ID Nikke, 2nd Anniv, alteisen, Android, Ang Tahun Nikke, Awaken Rapi., Beat the Gun, black shadow, cd keys, co-op, codes, Current Costume Passes, current events, Current Special Recruit, December 2024, December 26, Developer’s Note, Ein, Entertainment Only, event pass, FAQ, First Festa, FOOTSTEP, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, Handmade Festa, Ios, Krok Salamin, Last Girlhood, Merry Nikke., Missilis Can Do Nikke, Mission Pass, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke Christmas Party, Nikke Codes, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Pasko 24., PC, rapi, Realm, Red Hood, Rewards, RUN, Salamin 2 Years and Counting., Scarlet, Solo Raid, Standard SSR Selector, Stay Tactical, Step Up Recruit, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Costume Passes, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Special Recruit, update, Volume, walk, Winter Slayer, Yrome, Zwei

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	328
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6666	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! If you wanna have a lit time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We got updates coming at you faster than a speeding bullet, with events like FOOTSTEP, WALK, RUN – like, what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the Special Recruits – Guillotine: Winter Slayer? More like Guillotine: Winter SLAY QUEEN!

But wait, there’s more! We got Costume Passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Ein: Handmade Festa – who comes up with this stuff, am I right? And if you’re into codes, we got ’em all – from NIKKECHRISTMASPARTY to UNBREAKABLETREASURECHEST, we’ve got codes for days, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory! Let’s get this party rockin’ like a blockin’ Ender Dragon, baby!

RegretCraft SMP: No Regrets, New Resolutions!

aspirations, CHANGE, goal-setting, hindsight, looking back, missed chances, missed opportunities, moving forward, new years resolution, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, regrets, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-improvement journey, Setting goals, setting intentions, smp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com. We got diamonds for days, like literally everywhere you look there’s diamonds just waiting to be mined. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like on steroids or something, they’ll chase you down like you owe them money.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is like a bustling metropolis, with shops selling everything from enchanted gear to rare potions. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, it’s like the Hunger Games up in here.

So what do you guys regret not doing? Probably not joining this epic SMP sooner, am I right? And as for new year’s resolutions, mine is to finally build that giant statue of a potato I’ve been dreaming about. What about you guys? Let me know in the comments, and don’t forget to smash that like button and subscribe for more epic Minecraft content! Peace out, my dudes!

NewYearCraft2022

Adventure, celebration, family, fresh start, Friends, Fun, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, mindfulness, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearCraft2022, Party, positivity, Reflection, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, resolutions, self-care, Traditions

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ores Mined:	2740
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1645
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of spending your days in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server and spend your first day of the new year in a virtual paradise!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing party hats. They lead you to a giant cake made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, where you can feast to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the best dancers in town. Join them for a night of funky tunes and explosive moves.

And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find her hidden nest.

So why spend your first day of the new year in the real world when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!