Eliminate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoMusicSMP – Minecraft SMP

songs, least favorite, Music, society, NoMusicSMP

Are you tired of hearing the same old tunes in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all music genres except for “Minecraft parodies of popular songs”! That’s right, get ready to jam out to hilarious and cringey parodies of your favorite hits while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!

So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

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SinwarCraft: Eliminate the Arch-Terrorist

extremist, Conflict, targeted killing, Eliminate, MIDDLE EAST

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs hamas yo. our new leader, yahya sinwar, is a straight up arch-terrorist in the game, u gotta swiftly eliminate him to prove ur skills. plus, if u join now u get a free diamond sword to take down all ur enemies. come join the madness and show us what u got!

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EliminateCreepers

injustice, ignorance, POVERTY, Disease, Hunger

If you could eliminate 1 thing from earth, it should definitely be the lack of fun and craziness on our epic Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling! So come on over and say goodbye to boring old reality, and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

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NoMoreCreeper grief

self-criticism, burden, bad habits, self-sabotage, Life

If you could eliminate one thing from your life, it should definitely be the boring Minecraft servers you’ve been playing on! Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane world of mining and crafting.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground dungeon where players could battle it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of giant chickens. It was absolute chaos, and they loved every minute of it.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

kill, destroy, pwn, slay, Eliminate

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

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VanishCraft – Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Disappearing 😂✨ #minecraftserver #byebyepedophiles

arent, advocacy, Stop Abuse, Safety, society

Are you tired of dealing with creepy pedophiles on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, all pedophiles magically vanish as soon as they log on! It’s like they never existed in the first place! Join us for a pedo-free gaming experience unlike any other. Just watch out for the occasional unicorn stampede in spawn…they’re harmless, but they do have a tendency to photobomb your screenshots!

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ShonenShowdown Minecraft Server

world-building, Moral lessons, Minecraft, escapism, Character development

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have epic battles inspired by your favorite battle shonen anime!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players challenge you to a battle to the death, just like in your favorite anime! Will you emerge victorious and claim all the diamonds for yourself? Or will you be defeated and lose everything you’ve worked for? The stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have crazy events like giant boss battles where you and your friends must work together to defeat a monstrous creature that threatens to destroy the entire server. Can you and your allies come out on top and save the day? Only the bravest and most skilled players will prevail!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for non-stop action, excitement, and hilarity? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate warrior on our insane Minecraft server!

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BigTallGF Minecraft Server

Wishful thinking, single, ideal match, desire, Preferences

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone? Are you longing for a big, tall girlfriend to keep you company in the virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, you can find the tallest, most majestic girlfriends around! Join us and embark on a quest to find your perfect towering companion. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a giantess village where you can woo the tallest lady of them all! Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to find love in the most unexpected places. Join our server now and start your tall girlfriend adventure today!

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SAHMcraft: Expecting More

cleaning, household responsibilities, paternity leave, EXPECTING, stay at home parent

Are you tired of real-life drama and arguments over who does what in the household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle!

On our server, you can take on the role of a master builder, a fearless explorer, or a redstone genius. No more arguing over who should do the dishes or take out the trash – in this virtual world, the only limit is your imagination!

Imagine a world where ordering takeout 5 nights a week is not only acceptable, but encouraged! Build a virtual kitchen where you never have to worry about cooking again. And if your spouse complains about the mess, just tell them to put away your virtual suits themselves!

Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the real-world responsibilities behind. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night mining for diamonds and battling creepers? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-life arguments – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last enchanted golden apple!

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Blocky Mouse: The Bad Message Server

childhood favorites, negative influence, bad, Disney, Media influence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Disney movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical adventures and questionable life lessons.

Ever wondered what it would be like if Simba joined forces with Thanos to take over the Pride Lands? Or if Elsa accidentally turned Arendelle into a giant ice cube and had to team up with Iron Man to thaw it out? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs a moral compass when you have a diamond sword and a sense of humor? So come on down and join the fun – just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

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