Eliminate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VirusCraft: Pig Tissue Trick

immune system, humans, tissue, monkeys, cancer research

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join now and experience the thrill of battling mutated mobs that have been infected with lab-grown viruses! These mobs are like nothing you’ve ever seen before, with crazy abilities and powers that will keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret weapon against cancerous cells – pig tissue! That’s right, we’ve found a way to trick the immune system into attacking those pesky cancer cells by making them look like pig tissue. It’s like a battle of epic proportions happening right in front of your eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Musk-Free Zone: No Elon Allowed!

tech industry, News, Elon, innovation, Hyperloop

Are you tired of seeing Elon Musk’s face everywhere you turn? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have created a magical filter that banishes all Elon Musk related stories from your Reddit feed! No more weird tweets, no more flamethrowers, just pure, Musk-free content for your viewing pleasure. Join us and escape the Musk madness today!

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Escape the Realm 1.21.1

displace, banish, throw out, Escape, 1.21.1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop out diamonds!

You can build a house made entirely of cheese and ride around on giant hamsters!

The zombies drop tacos instead of rotten flesh and the creepers explode into confetti!

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme!

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BlockBusters: MineCraft Mayhem

Job, controversial, blockbusters, Profession, why

Are you tired of dealing with pesky villagers and their never-ending demands for emeralds? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those annoying NPCs once and for all! Our server is a utopia where villagers are banned and players reign supreme. No more trading for useless items or protecting villages from zombie attacks – it’s all about building, mining, and having a blast with your fellow gamers.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old occupations of trading and protecting villagers, come join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who needs society when you have llamas and endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft?

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BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

LIMITATIONS, restrictions, control, Minecraft, Limit

If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

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DeleteMyExCraft

mistake, hindsight, Memory, Life, decision

If life had a ‘delete’ button, I’d totally erase all the times I accidentally punched my pet pig in Minecraft. But fear not, on our server, you won’t have to worry about accidentally smacking your animal friends because we have a strict no-punching policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding creepers (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance). So come on over and hit that delete button on all your Minecraft mishaps by joining our server today!

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No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

uninterrupted productivity, productivity, uninterrupted work, Time management, Minecraft

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

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NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

society, freedom, Rebellion, Behavior, nonconformity

Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

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NoCreepersPlz

eradicate, erase, remove from existence, banish, eliminate permanently

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have removed all creepers from the game because let’s be real, who needs those explosive green pests ruining your day? Instead, we have replaced them with adorable puppies who follow you around and give you kisses when you least expect it. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs for you to collect and become the richest player in the land. So come join us and say goodbye to creepers forever!

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BlockBustersMC

Eliminate, MIDDLE EAST, Hamas, Tragedy, Politics

join our epic minecraft server where we slay creepers and build giant statues of joe biden and kamala harris to honor their quest to eliminate hamas. we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from evil griefers and plot our revenge against the evil ender dragon. come join us for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, because on this server, anything can happen. just like when biden and harris took down hamas single-handedly with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. true heroes, just like us. so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe.

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