Elimama Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Towns Built:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Votes:	3749	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Bedlam, blocky, Clients, cognitive behavioral therapy, college student, CREEPERS, crisis room, depression, dialectic behavior therapy, Feedback, feeling, Hospital, master’s degree, mental health crisis, outlook on life, scheduled appointments, self-doubt, Silence, sudden quit, Therapist, uncomfortable paper clothes, worries, zoom call

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Crops Grown:	3980
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, CREEPERS, fear, ITS JOEVER, Joes, long trail, Party, tags, Tread

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Star Shards Collected:	276
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

#5-6/10woman, #beautyisnteverything, #beautyisonlyskindeep, #beautywithin, #dontbefooled, #dontjudge, #dontjudgeabookbyitscover, #dontjudgeapersonsbyppearance, #excellentwife, #innerbeauty, #personalityoverlooks, #wifematerial, Appearances, Average, Janes, loveisblind, madness, Marriage, Minecraft, relationshipgoals, relationships, rule, truelove, wifeymaterial, Women, world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	115
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

/k/-fag, 1st world, affordability, ammunition, Budget, chump change, consumerism, Entertainment, Expenses, Gamers, Gaming Community, hobby, leisure, low tier bait, LowTierBaitCraft, luxury, memes, MONEY, past time activity, RANGE, Server, SPENDING, video games, WORST

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Conspiracy, CREEPERS, Deception, defense system, disbelief, EYES, Goyim, interception rate, Kvetch, Manipulation, military defense, missile defense, missiles intercepted, Oyy Vey, OyyCraft, Propaganda, Schmooze, skepticism, Swear, Technology, Trust, Truth, Videos, villagers

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

abema.tv, BA tourney, booru, booru.org, Document, Epic, forms, FRIDAY, GOOGLE, JST, M-League, madness, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, MONDAY, Ready, registration, repo.riichi.moe, Server, sheet, spreadsheets, THURSDAY, Tile, tourney, TUESDAY, Victory

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchantments Applied:	230	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a sad sack in real life? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those depressing vibes. Our virtual world is filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical llama will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn that frown upside down and join us today!