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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9267 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 64 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server has magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil zombie villagers with laser swords!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and a set of armor made out of pure obsidian. Plus, every Sunday we have a dance party with DJ Villager spinning sick beats!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!