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LonelyCraft: Where Incels Rule the First World

depression, first world, incel, incel community, Inceldom, Incels, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, male entitlement, mental health, Misogyny, online forums, rejection, rule, self harm, self-hatred, social outcast, SUICIDE, support groups, Therapy, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	675	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of living as an incel in the first world? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Here, you can build a world where you’re the ultimate Chad, with all the diamonds and creepers at your command. No more dealing with rejection or loneliness – just pure blocky bliss. So why wait? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

FartCraft: Where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions is the sound of your own flatulence!

awkward noises, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, bathroom humor, bathroom mishaps, bodily functions, comedic mishaps, creeper, embarrassing moments, explosions, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, funny quotes, gastrointestinal issues, humor, louder, oops moments, poop jokes, public embarrassment, sharting, social faux pas, Sound, toilet humor, unexpected bodily functions, unexpected surprises

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about building a house out of diamond blocks that shoot lasers at intruders? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Lavaque MC

auction house, Community, Economy, Fun, join now, Land claiming, Lavaque MC, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, Player Vaults, PvP, Ranks, Riches, season 1, Server, smp, Spawn area, Survival, Top, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Lavaque MC Brand New SMP server for everyone to play. seanson one ends 28/05/2024 Features:- Ranks, Economy, Player Vaults, MarketPlace, Spawn area, Auction House, Land Claiming and much more

Join now to rise to the top and become the richest of LavaqueMC

192.3.27.74:25217

Gezginoyuncu

1vs1, Advanced Labor Skyblock, Bed wars, Bedwars, GezginPlayer, opskyblock, PvP, SKY, Skyblock

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Animals Bred:	49	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

GezginPlayer – Advanced Labor Skyblock

gezginoyun.skymc.space

🔥 WILD MC | SPHERES, MYSTICS, CHARMS | NO DONATION Minecraft server

admin panels, Audience, bedrock servers, charms, deep caves, exciting adventure, minecraft server, modern minecraft, monetizing project, mystics, netdupes, NO DONATION, outlet, real mobs, Spheres, vanilla world, Wild MC

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

We won’t lie to you that we have a million girls playing on our server.

We have netdupes, admin panels, and other things that other servers use to earn an audience.

Our goal is to change your perception of Bedrock servers.

Wild MC has a completely “vanilla world”. We have live, real mobs, deep caves and all the mechanics present in modern Minecraft.

There is no DONAT on our server

Yes – yes, you heard right, you can come in and see for yourself.

For us, Minecraft is an outlet after a hard day, so at this point in time we will not be monetizing this project.

Come visit us soon and get into an exciting adventure with Wild MC!

wildmc.ru:19132

Potato SMP VS Hypixel

24/7Online, AdventureTime, BuildTogether, CheaterFree, communitylove, Creative, CrossplayFun, deathmatch, EpicBaseBuilding, FriendlyFaces, Hangout, JoinUsNow, Possibilities, PotatoSMP, PvPAction, SingaporeConnection, Survival, SurvivalStrong, TPAEnabled, UniqueExperience, Vanilla, VanillaEnhanced

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Comparison of Hypixel and Potato SMP Servers:

Hypixel	Potato SMP
Large player base	Friendly community
Many minigames and modes	Semi-Vanilla experience
Custom plugins and features	24/7 online
Dedicated servers in multiple locations	Singapore node
Active development team	Anti-Cheat system

Frequently Asked Questions:

Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel is known for its large player base and active community.
Which server offers more minigames and modes?	Hypixel has a wide variety of minigames and modes to choose from.
Are there custom plugins and features on either server?	Hypixel is known for its custom plugins and features that enhance gameplay.
Which server has dedicated servers in multiple locations?	Hypixel has dedicated servers in multiple locations for optimal performance.
Which server has a more active development team?	Hypixel has an active development team that frequently updates and adds new content.
Is there an Anti-Cheat system in place on both servers?	Both Hypixel and Potato SMP have Anti-Cheat systems to ensure fair gameplay.

WahCraft – Where Wonder meets Horror, LOL

drenched in air, Horror, last thread, lol, meets, Ocean wave Party, pop stars, Schedule, Summertime, tabi no tochuu, Violet, Wah, WahCraft, Wonder Appraises Horror, い〜やい〜やい〜や, おどれ!VRダンス!, ないない, フタリボシ

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	163	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest parties under the ocean waves, where you can dance in VR like never before!

We have epic live streams where you can get drenched in air (yes, you read that right) and jam out to POP/STARS while soaking up the summertime vibes. And if that’s not enough, we even have a special dance number called い〜やい〜やい〜や that will have you moving like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on a mystical journey with Tabi No Tochuu and experience the enchanting world of VIOLET. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Krauts & Swiss Cheese – A Minecraft server for lovers of all things blocky and cheesy! Join us for some LOLs and building fun!

Bad events, Bavarians, bismarck, Blame, blocky, building, Cheese, Cheesy, Collapse of Rome, Crafty, Culture eradication, Europe, Europe recognition, european history, Fun, Germans, hatred, hitler, Join, Krauts, lols, Lovers, mass migration, Minecraft, Pointless religious wars, Poland, Righteous hatred, Server, SWISS, teutons, third worlders, USSR

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of being surrounded by Germans and their shenanigans in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Germans are nowhere to be found (except for those sneaky Bavarians and Swiss, of course). Join us and build your own virtual utopia free from the chaos and destruction caused by those pesky Germans throughout history.

From the collapse of Rome to pointless religious wars, everything bad can be traced back to Germans – but not on our server! Say goodbye to mass migration and cultural erasure, and hello to a world where Poland stands alone in their righteous hatred. Join us now and let’s build a better, German-free future together. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

Varkiza

100% vanilla, everything allowed, minecraft server, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Varkiza

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	201	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2457	Players Killed by Monsters:	5155

——————————————————————————————- 100% vanilla survival !! ——————————————————————————————- Everything is allowed on the server.

67.222.135.72:7093

Blocky Bois: Can Any Game Top Minecraft’s Cultural Impact?

blocky, Bois, building, Community, creativity, Cultural, cultural impact, education, Exploration, Game, Gaming, Impact, indie games, innovation, inspiration, Minecraft, Minecrafts, Nostalgia, Online Multiplayer, Phenomenon, Sandbox, success, Survival, Technology, Top, video games, virtual world

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6306
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Forget about other games, join our Minecraft server and experience a level of cultural impact that will make your head spin! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to admire our pixelated creations.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are more passionate about Minecraft than villagers are about trading emeralds. Our server has more secret underground bases than the entire cast of Stranger Things combined. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – they’re so intense, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a pillow fight.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of gaming history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond block of destiny!