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IntimateCraft: Where Your Location Data is Safe!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	7074
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1305	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

join our minecraft server and avoid getting your ‘intimate’ location data stolen by hackers!!! they can’t hack you if you’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers!!! plus, our server is protected by a magical unicorn who farts rainbows and shoots glitter lasers at anyone who tries to hack us!!! come join the fun and protect your ‘intimate’ locations in style!!!

QuakeCraft: Oil Well Shakes

drilling, EARTHQUAKES, environmental concerns, environmental impact, fracking, geological study, geology, induced earthquakes, natural disasters, Oil, oil extraction, OIL INDUSTRY, Quakecraft, seismic activity, seismic events, seismic hazards, seismic monitoring, shakes, study, Surrey, tectonic plates, tremors, well

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Secret Passages Found:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

So, like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, right? But then, outta nowhere, the ground starts shakin’ like crazy! Turns out, it’s not just any ol’ earthquake – it’s a series of over 100 mini-quakes caused by some oil extraction shenanigans nearby!

Join our server for the most intense, earth-shatterin’ Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Feel the adrenaline rush as you try to survive the chaos of constant tremors while still trying to craft your way to victory. Who needs a rollercoaster when you’ve got a Minecraft server that literally shakes things up every day?

So come on, join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to conquer the quake-filled world of Minecraft! Just remember to hold onto your pickaxe tight – you never know when the next tremor will strike!

Holo JPs Congrats Land 1.21.3

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

OMG GUYS, YOU HAVE TO JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE FUWAMOCO JUST BECAME HOLOJP’S!

LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CRAZINESS THAT’S GONNA GO DOWN ON THIS SERVER NOW?!

THERE’S GONNA BE SO MUCH HILARIOUSNESS AND INSANITY, YOU WON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT’S REAL ANYMORE!

PLUS, FUWAMOCO IS BASICALLY A MINECRAFT LEGEND NOW, SO YOU’LL BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC IF YOU JOIN!

DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT ARE SURE TO HAPPEN ON THIS SERVER!

JOIN NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

TearJerkTune Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So like, the server owner is actually a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all the players. And get this, every time you find a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and gives you a virtual high five. It’s like, totally insane.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are like, super chill and just want to be friends. I heard a rumor that if you give a creeper a hug, it turns into a fluffy bunny. And the zombies? They just want to dance the night away with you in their underground disco party.

And the best part is, every time you build a house, a fairy comes and sprinkles glitter all over it to make it sparkle. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale land, but with creepers and stuff.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the server owner gives out free pizza every Friday. What more could you ask for?

CraftyBookworms

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Votes:	8206
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of reading boring books and want to dive into a world of adventure and craziness? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a literary journey like no other, where you can battle dragons, explore ancient libraries, and maybe even stumble upon a book that transports you to a whole new dimension (just watch out for the paper cuts). So put down that dusty old novel and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Nugget Dino Cafe

cafe, cooking rules, creative cooking, Culinary Creativity, culinary innovation, dining etiquette, Dino, dinosaur-shaped nuggets, Entrée, food presentation, food trends, fun food ideas, hot meal, ketchup sauce, meal transformation, nugget, playful meals, Roasted Chicken, tasty transformations, unconventional recipes, unconventional serving, unique dishes, whimsical dishes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Animals Bred:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we turn chicken into dino nuggets and ketchup into a gourmet sauce fit for kings.

we have a secret underground base where we ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal our precious diamonds.

if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly on a magical unicorn across the pixelated skies.

build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against hordes of creepers with exploding watermelon cannons.

come join the madness and chaos of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many sugary snacks).

MysteryCraft Realms 1.20.6

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Potions Brewed:	92
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride for your brain! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you’re transported to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats. It’s like Alice in Wonderland meets Minecraft on crack, man! And the best part? The admins are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right. Don’t miss out, join now and let your mind be blown into a million pixelated pieces!

NoOffenseMC Server

arguments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, emotional intelligence, household chores, humor, NoOffenseMC, offensive humor, offensive jokes, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, standstill, work-life balance

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Potions Brewed:	81	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with offensive jokes from your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where jokes are always wholesome and respectful! No need to worry about hurtful comments or disrespectful humor here, just pure fun and positivity!

Imagine a world where you can build and create without the fear of being mocked or belittled. Our server is a safe space for all players, where everyone is encouraged to be kind and supportive. Say goodbye to offensive jokes and hello to a community that values respect and empathy.

Join us and experience a virtual paradise where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity soar. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who share your values. Don’t let offensive humor ruin your gaming experience – come join us and see the difference for yourself!

MommaMinecraftMadness

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, Grief, Healthy Eating, hostility, Loss, Management, mental health, misgendering, MommaMinecraftMadness, Nonbinary, office, personal space, professional relationships, Respect, self-care, weight, Workplace

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	171	Chimeras Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

Join us for drama, intrigue, and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Our server is like working in an office with a ridiculous turnover rate, but with the added bonus of virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Experience the thrill of standing up to a coworker who thinks they can tell you what to eat and drink. Show them who’s boss and assert your dominance in the virtual world.

With management that will leave you scratching your head and wondering if you made the right choice, our server is the perfect place for those who love a good workplace showdown.

So come join us and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the ups and downs of office life in Minecraft. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in a virtual world?

BatmanFanaticMC SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mines Excavated:	3240	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the admins are actually trained ninjas? Yeah, that’s right, they can do backflips while banning griefers. And get this, the spawn area is a giant replica of the Batcave! You can even find hidden treasures like diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden in the Batmobile. Plus, every full moon, there’s a special event where everyone dresses up as their favorite superhero and fights off mobs with superpowers. So, like, why do you respect Batman? Because he’s totally the inspiration for this epic server, bro. Join now and become the hero Minecraft deserves!