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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2085 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!