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ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Void Armor Forged:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

PawsomeCraft Minecraft Server

Cats, ct scan, dehydration, difficult decision, elderly cat, Financial, insurance, kidney problems, mass in oesophagus, medication, Minecraft, palliative care, PawsomeCraft, pet health, renal food, Server, surgery, Ultrasound, underweight, vet visit, vomiting, x-ray

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any kidney problems or expensive vet bills!

Our server is so epic, even your 14-year-old cat would want to join (if he wasn’t busy dealing with his oesophagus mass, that is). Forget about CT scans and risky surgeries, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava!

So why wait? Join now and let your inner block-building warrior roam free. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual vet to help your poor feline friend. Just remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your precious creations!

BroBroBoy Bday Trip BAN!

ah, Ban, BDay, birthday trip, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BroBroBoy, brother, Communication, Cuddling, effeminate, exclusion, family dynamics, FLIRTING, Friends, gay jokes, Jealousy, masculine, mean, relationship, Siblings, sleeping over, trip, Trust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Are you tired of your boyfriend stealing your brother’s heart on the down-low? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own world and escape from all the boyfriend-stealing shenanigans. No more cuddling on the couch with your brother, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Plus, on our server, you can banish anyone who dares to flirt with your brother, even if it’s your own boyfriend. Take control of your virtual world and show them who’s boss!

So come join us on our server and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend and a brother stealing each other’s hearts when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead?

ZombieSlayr420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	462886
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and learn survival skills from our resident zombie expert, Steve! He once survived a horde of zombies by building a giant roller coaster that distracted them with loops and twists. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just in case things get really hairy. So come join us and show those zombies who’s boss!

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9323	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because the admins are actually wizards in disguise and can grant you three wishes if you find the secret hidden diamond block? Well, that’s the kind of advice you’ll get on this server! Join now and maybe you’ll be the lucky one to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

SudzhaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Divine Spears Created:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	738746	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the battle of Sudzha in Kursk region but with a twist – instead of tanks, we use pigs with saddles! ride into battle on your trusty pig steed and claim victory for your faction. will you be a fearless Ukrainian warrior or a cunning Russian defender? the fate of Sudzha is in your hands, so grab your carrot on a stick and join the chaos today! bonus: every time you win a battle, you get a free potato!

BorderBlockParty

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dimension Hops:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only queue you’ll find is for the epic roller coaster ride that takes you through a portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs! forget about customs control, we welcome all players with open arms and a diamond sword to help you fend off any pesky creepers trying to sneak across the border. join us for a wild ride filled with treasure hunts, secret dungeons, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

NoteblockBeats

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	7861
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	6

so, like, u ever feel down in the dumps, like the world is just a big ol’ pile of poop? well, have i got the server for u! this place is like a magical land where classical music plays 24/7 and makes u feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

we did a study and found out that listening to classical music can actually make u feel happier, like it’s some kind of antidepressant or something. it’s like your brainwaves are doing a little dance with the music, making everything in your noggin feel all good and stuff.

so, if u wanna join a server that will literally make u feel like you’re floating on a cloud of happiness, then come on over and join us! we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. what more could u ask for? come join the fun!

Mohg SMP

Adventures, backup, building, Challenges, Community, Contest, Discord, Events, Exploring, Friendly, Fun, games, Minecraft, Mining, No Griefing, Pure Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft Vanilla SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server! Here, you can play Minecraft just like the creators made it. No mods, no changes, just pure Minecraft fun.

Our community is friendly and loves to play together. Whether you are an expert or new to the game, you will find a place here. We all like to build, mine, and explore. We play fair and help each other.

In our world, you can go on adventures, find hidden treasures, and face exciting challenges. Build big structures with friends or make a small, cozy home. The world is huge and full of possibilities.

We have a strict no-griefing rule. This means your creations are safe, and no one can destroy them. Our team is here to help with any problems and keep the server running well. We also make regular backups, so your work is always safe.

We often have fun events and challenges. From building contests to survival games, there is always something exciting to do. Our Discord server lets you chat with other players, even when you’re not in the game.

Join us today and be part of our wonderful community. Play Minecraft in its purest form on our Vanilla SMP server. Adventure, fun, and new friends are waiting for you!

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SEQCRAFT: Where Java 1.21 and Discord collide, Whitelist and Vanilla get married, and SMP meets Hermitcraft-Like Season-5!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Seqcraft SMP Overview

Season	Season 5
World Reset	Reset about a month and a half ago
Policy	Be fair and be decent – no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama
Mods Allowed	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo
World Reset Countdown	Most official major Java edition release instantly initiates a 7 day countdown to a world reset

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join?	Join https://discord.gg/MzP5gPb3 for more info and to get whitelisted!
What are the rules on the server?	The rules include being fair and decent, no stealing, griefing, cheating, bullying, uninvited pvp-ing, hate, or excessive drama. Building starter bases close to spawn is encouraged.
What mods are allowed on the server?	Litematica, Xaero’s Map mods, Tweakeroo are allowed.
Is there an age requirement to join?	While the server focuses on a mature community, players ranging from 13 to 40+ are welcome. Younger members are allowed if they can behave maturely and show they can follow the rules.

HatCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Votes:	7383
Ores Mined:	832	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a strict dress code – kikes MUST wear hats at all times! Don’t ask us why, just do it or face the consequences of being chased by a mob of angry chickens wearing tiny top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where members get to ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while blasting Justin Bieber music through the in-game speakers. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, kikes MUST wear hats – it’s non-negotiable.