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ZombieCraft: Where even the undead feel 100% great all the time!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	36	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of feeling meh in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual high where you’ll feel 100% great all the time! Our pixelated potions will have you bouncing off the virtual walls with joy. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to endless fun on our server! Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you join our magical Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best (virtual) life!

AnimeHairCraft – Where Your Inner Hair Color Matters!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the inner hair of all the characters is colored in rainbow hues, because why have regular hair when you can have a rainbow explosion on your head?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Hair Dye Dungeon, where players must battle through hordes of evil hairstylists to claim the ultimate prize – a magical hair dye that changes your hair color every time you jump!

So come join us on our server, where the hair is wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who knew that Minecraft could be so fabulous?

PantyCraft: Where Creepers Wear Lingerie and Endermen Steal Socks

#pantsu, Asshole, bikini cut, boy shorts, camel toes, Cotton, CREEPERS, Cute girls, endermen, full back panties, lingerie, panty fetish, panty mounds, PantyCraft, socks, steal, strip teasing, thong, tushy, undies, upskirts, VPL, wear, wet spots, whale tails

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you ready to dive into a world where your panty fetish is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your underwear obsessions!

Join us and explore a world where every block is shaped like a different type of panty. Build your dream house out of lace thongs or silk briefs, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server hosts weekly panty fashion shows where players can show off their favorite pairs and compete for the title of Panty Princess (or Prince) of the week.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden G-String, said to grant the wearer unimaginable powers (and a killer wedgie).

So come on in, slip into something comfortable, and get ready for a wild ride on our panty paradise Minecraft server!

GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Rule and Players Drool

controversy, cultural identity, current events, Diplomacy, Drool, european union, foreign policy, German flag, germany, global affairs, GobbleCraft, Government, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, nationalism, Players, Politics, post, Pro-Turkey, rule, social media, SOVEREIGNTY, turkey, Turkeys, Unity

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5861
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate turkey lover’s paradise! We have so many turkeys roaming around that you’ll feel like you’re in a Thanksgiving feast every day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground German flag society. Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden flags, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical schnitzel.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most turkey-filled adventure of your Minecraft life!

Steve’s Better Half – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5849
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with Eve, my wife, who is actually a Minecraft pro disguised as a housewife. She will lead you on quests to defeat evil mobs and conquer the most treacherous dungeons. But beware, she has a secret weapon – her trusty diamond sword named Fluffy!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night. Rumor has it he once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks just for fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even running into a herd of rainbow-colored sheep who can breakdance!

Crafty Yuropia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Adventure, Architecture, art, continent, Crafty, CREEPERS, cuisine, culture, Diversity, Europe, european union, Exploration, fashion, fear, History, landmarks, landscapes, Language, tourism, Traditions, travel, Tread, vacation, Yurop, Yuropia

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Potions Brewed:	164	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of Yurop! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building pixelated igloos. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Creepers doing the cha-cha? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. The spawn point on our server is a giant rainbow made out of candy. Yes, you read that right. A rainbow. Made. Out. Of. Candy. Need I say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to cause a bit of chaos.

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ Fortnite Fails’

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so epic, it’s like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 2 on steroids! Join us and experience a world where myths and mortals collide in the most hilarious ways possible.

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Minecraft outfit that will make all your friends jealous! Keep track of your stats and climb to the top of the leaderboards to show off your mad skills.

But that’s not all – we have an interactive map with insane challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities to the limit. And don’t even get us started on our mission alerts for StW – surviving the horde has never been so ridiculous!

And if you thought Fortnite was wild, wait until you see what we have in store for you. Bend water, earth, fire, and air in Minecraft like never before with our “Elements” feature. Plus, get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 and a neon rush rocket racing event that will light up the night in the most absurd way possible.

But the cherry on top? Our Fortnite Festival Season 2, where you can unlock your talent and even party with Lady Gaga herself! And don’t forget about our Fortnite Crew subscription, featuring the one and only Ares.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Lost in Minecraft with Musashimaxx

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, desperately searching for your true self? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate warrior, the legendary Musashimaxx! Join us and embark on a quest to find your inner strength and unleash your full potential.

But beware, the path to becoming Musashimaxx is not easy. You must defeat hordes of evil mobs, conquer treacherous dungeons, and face off against other players in epic battles. Only the bravest and most skilled warriors will be able to claim the title of Musashimaxx.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to self-discovery. Who knows, you might just find yourself wielding a diamond sword, clad in enchanted armor, and ready to take on anything that stands in your way. Embrace the power of Musashimaxx and become the hero you were always meant to be!

GF AFK Craft: Where even your girlfriend can’t resist the blocky charm!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Falling into the Void:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Towns Built:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your girlfriend is getting in on the action! Imagine logging on and finding your significant other gooning like a pro, with your boxers around her ankles. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous adventures. Who knows what you’ll stumble upon next? So come on, join us and see what all the buzz is about!

Creepers R Us: Where Thinking Blocks Rule!

blocks, CREEPERS, rule, thinking

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4307	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and ponder life’s deepest questions like “Do creepers have existential crises?” and “Is Steve just a figment of our imagination?” Our community of players will have you questioning reality while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to mess with players’ minds. So come join us and let’s all collectively question our existence together!