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FartCraft: The Ultimate Server

air quality, awkward situations, bodily functions, confined spaces, Contagious, discomfort, Elevator, Etiquette, etiquette guidelines, FartCraft, flatulence, germs, health, hygiene, Manners, personal space, public spaces, respiratory health, Server, sneezing, social norms, Ultimate, unpleasant odors

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Love Letters Sent:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where the elevators are filled with flatulence instead of sneezing! trust me, it’s way better for your health. our players have reported feeling more energized and alive after spending just a few minutes in our gas-filled elevators. plus, the smell is to die for (literally, it’s so potent you might actually die). but hey, at least you’ll die laughing! so come on down and experience the fart-tastic fun for yourself. join now and let the gas flow freely!

NoFeetNoEntryMC

age difference, Argument, bar exams, Confrontation, coworker, Elevator, feet, glass tables, INTERNSHIP, internship break, law school, law student, NoFeetNoEntryMC, office, professional atmosphere, Respect, Shoes, smell, Stairs, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable shoes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value professionalism and proper footwear at all times! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy confrontations over virtual shoes and smelly feet.

Imagine a world where you must climb five flights of virtual stairs in 31°C weather just to avoid the unbearable smell of someone’s virtual bare feet. It’s a virtual office drama like no other, where you’ll have to navigate through glass tables and kick each other under the virtual table.

But don’t worry, we have a solution for everything! From wearing virtual sports shoes to dealing with virtual office shoe drama, our server is the place to be for all your virtual workplace conflicts.

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knew virtual shoes could cause so much virtual chaos? You definitely don’t want to miss out on this virtual adventure!

DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

NoDoorNoProblemMC

AGGRESSIVE, aita, Angry, Apologize.., baby, banging, DESPERATE, Door, Earring, Elevator, Favor, Favors, Help, husband, Knocking, neighbor, NoDoorNoProblemMC, Rude, stranger, Trauma

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you feeling like you have to answer the door for strangers? Look no further! Our server is filled with virtual doors that never need answering, so you can game in peace without any earring emergencies interrupting your playtime.

Join us and escape the drama of real life neighbors who just can’t seem to take a hint. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of boundaries, so you can focus on building your dream world without any unwanted interruptions.

Don’t let aggressive knockers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever! Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from annoying neighbors?

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

Surviving Insane Anarchy: Where you can build empires with guns, turrets, and jobs in the chaos of New York City!

AdvancedCrates, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, BUILD, Chaos, Chestsort, city, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empires, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, INSANE, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Jobs, LuckyBounties, MechanicsCore, Minepacks, Surviving, turrets, York

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	79	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Links	Discord	Store	Server IP

Overview	Soldiers In Arms (SIA) offers Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Stock Market, Jobs, Custom Items, and more.

Server Details	90+ plugins	Decade+ of admin experience	Updated to version 1.21

	Empires: Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, etc.	Vassal Factions within Empires	Edict courthouse for governance

Key Plugins	AdvancedCrates	AdvancedEnchantments	BarbedWire	Factions	EconomyShopGUI-Premium	WorldGuard	and many more

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the provided IP address in the Minecraft client.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules to ensure fair gameplay. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own faction or empire?

A: Yes, you can create your own faction or empire within the server’s gameplay mechanics.

Q: What is the economy system like on the server?

A: The server features an elaborate economy system that includes a stock market, jobs, and trading systems.

Q: Are there regular updates and events on the server?

A: Yes, the server is regularly updated to the latest Minecraft version, and events are hosted by the admin team.

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KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

acceptance, CCTV, controversial, CREEPERS, discrimination, Elevator, Homophobia, kenya, Kissing, KissyCraft, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, MinecraftLove, nairobithots, News, privacy invasion, public display, Resist, scandal, Shook, Smooch, social media, Surveillance, trending topic, viral video

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

RexKraft Survival | 1.20 | 100 Rankups | Battlepass | Dungeons | Discord | Tournaments

Antigreifing, Antigrief, Antixray, battlepass, Bosses, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom, Customenchantments, Customenchants, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customtools, disguise, Dropparty, Dungeon, Dungeons, Dynmap, Elevator, Elevators, Events, Griefprevention, Jobs, MCMMO, Minigames, Mobcatcher, Pinata, Pinataparty, Playershops, Playervaults, Playerwarps, Pvptoggle, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, Rankup, Rankups, Survival, Tournaments

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Join our thriving Minecraft survival server, where you’ll find a thriving economy, anti-griefing measures, ranks to work towards, custom mobs to fight and explore, challenging dungeons to conquer, and a friendly community of mature and helpful players. With active staff and an engaged owner, there’s always something new and exciting happening!

Main Feature:

perks, and accessories

Player Shops – An open economy to sell and buy with others in a creative way.

Special Hoppers – Gather all your resources in a chunk without any worries! (Including filters!)

Survival server – We offer Survival (1.20)

Discord – An active community that allows you & all of our players to keep up with giveaways, events, and server updates.

Minor Features:

Infinity Stones – Gather all 6 stones to craft an Infinity Crate Key!

Grief Prevention – Protect your builds from those nasty griefers.

Cosmetics – Custom skins, tags, and disguises!

Player Vaults – Store all your goods in personal vaults.

Toggle PvP – Fight when you want!

Auction House – Auction your values at high prices!

Active Community & Staff – Always there for your help!

RexKraft Contacts:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mE7HTvE

Website/Forums: https://www.rexkraft.com/

play.rexkraft.com

SleepyCraft: 5 AM Edition

5.., alarm clock, bedtime routine, early morning, Edition, go to sleep, Help, insomnia, Posed, sleep aid, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep problems, sleep schedule, sleep solutions, sleep therapy, sleep tips, SleepyCraft, tired, Wake Up

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of being forced to wake up at 5 AM every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of early mornings! On our server, you can stay up all night building your dream world without any annoying alarms disrupting your beauty sleep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are always epic. Just be sure to set your alarm for 5 AM so you don’t miss out on all the fun!

Crafty Americans: 6% Think They Can Beat Minecraft

Adrenaline, AMERICANS, Animals, battle, beat, challenge, Competition, Confidence, Crafty, danger, fear, Fight, grizzly bear, Minecraft, Nature, predator, prey, statistics, strength, survey, Survival, Wilderness, wildlife

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you part of that 6% of Americans who think they can take on a Grizzly bear and win? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for the ultimate showdown where you can prove your strength against Grizzly bears in epic battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava parkour course where you can test your agility and speed. Rumor has it that only the bravest players have made it to the end without getting burned to a crisp.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, take on our Ender Dragon challenge where you must defeat the mighty beast using only a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. It’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not afraid to take on the impossible. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual Grizzly bears were harmed in the making of this server.

MoneyBegCraft: Join Nijisanji for LOLs

Anime, beg for money, collaboration, Content Creator, Donations, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Interactive, Join, join Nijisanji, Live streaming, lols, MoneyBegCraft, Music, Nijisanji, Online Community, SUPERCHAT, Support, talent agency, Virtual idol, Virtual talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	786
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

1. Our server is filled with UNICORNS that shoot RAINBOWS out of their horns. Who wouldn’t want to see that?!

2. We have a secret underground DISCO where you can dance the night away with all your virtual friends.

3. If you join our server, you automatically become a MILLIONAIRE in Minecraft coins. Yes, you heard that right. No need to beg for money here!

4. Our server is protected by a MAGIC forcefield that keeps out all creepers, zombies, and other pesky mobs. Your builds will be safe and sound!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers question your achievements

achievement, Achievements, Awareness, Behavior, confusion, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, discrimination, education, Frustration, ignorance, intolerance, judgment, lack of empathy, mental health, misunderstanding, prejudice, question.., retards, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Animals Bred:	182	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness and insanity!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a trade deal you can’t refuse. Or how about the time our players organized a massive chicken dance-off in the town square, complete with disco lights and a DJ booth manned by a pig in sunglasses?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixelated Yeti, a mythical creature said to roam the snowy biomes, challenging players to snowball fights for epic loot. And let’s not forget about the Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so lit they’ve been known to cause spontaneous creeper explosions!

So why are achievement retards like this? Because on our server, the only achievement that matters is having a good time and making memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base raided by a gang of mischievous penguins)!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide

#My dear Americans, AMERICANS, Attack, authoritarian regime, Capture, collide, cowboys, CREEPERS, destroy, drafted, germany, iran, iraq, Israel, Last week, together, YeehawCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to have fun? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Imagine a world where Americans are being drafted to capture Iraq… or was it Iran? Who cares! The point is, on our server, you can be a part of epic battles and crazy adventures like never before.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases filled with treasure, unicorns roaming the land, and even zombie pigmen throwing parties!

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a time-traveling adventure or a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot!

Don’t miss out on the fun. Join our server today and let the insanity begin!

Minecraft & Genshin Impact Mashup Madness

ARLECCHINO, BannerSim, Barbara, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration Web Event, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, guides, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, madness, Maps, mashup, Minecraft, Neuvillette, Redeemable Codes, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for insane adventures, ridiculous quests, and outrageous builds that will blow your blocky mind!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a pixelated paradise where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. They battled zombie chickens, rode llama dragons, and even tamed a giant Enderman as their loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dimension, where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the rivers flow with liquid gold. Rumor has it that deep within the Diamond Dimension lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made of obsidian. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the epic madness for yourself! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave.

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Even Creepers Get Lucky

Adventures, ass-fucked, blocky, BOOTY, Boundaries, confusion, CREEPERS, desire, Experience, Exploration, Guilt, Humiliation, Lucky, Lust, married man, Pleasure, regret, ruined, secrecy, self reflection, sexual encounter, shame, sucking off, taboo, weird

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life woes and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and building like you’ve never seen before. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those awkward encounters with married men – unless, of course, you want to recreate them in pixelated form!

With our endless possibilities for fun and laughter, you’ll never feel ruined again. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just leave the real-life drama at the door!

Steve’s Love Triangle

adorable, artstyle, Characters, comedy, Crush, cute, Drama, friendship, funny, high school, hilarious, Jealousy, love, Manga, manga series, My Crush’s Crush, relationships, romance, school life, slice of life, Steves, teenage love, Triangle

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Animals Bred:	143
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you ready to dive into a world of absolute madness and chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to embark on epic quests, battle zombie llamas and creeper unicorns, and build your very own diamond-encrusted castle!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary pixelated ninja warriors who will teach you their secret techniques and help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flying pig who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KekCraft: Maximum LOLs in Minecraft

armies of darkness, Castle, casuals, chain-gang, CHANGE, codes, FIX, harem, Henchmen, igors, job offer, KekCraft, lols, maximum, Maximum kek, Minecraft, monkey ass, niggers, Paint’n’Spiced, payroll, rice shoveling, Talking shit, tryouts, TUNNELS, West

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of playing with boring players who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because on this server, we only accept the dankest of memers and the most hardcore gamers around.

Join us if you’re ready to stop talking shit and start dominating the virtual world like never before. We don’t mess around here – if you’re not getting codes, then you better believe shit is about to change for you.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. We’re all about maximum kek and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to insane adventures that will have you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly legendary. But remember, if you’re not with us, then you’re against us. And trust me, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the armies of darkness that are amassing in the figurative fucking West.

Crafty McCraftFace

American cuisine, American invention, Chicago deep-dish pizza, Crafty, culinary influence, culinary innovation, cultural appropriation, curry, food history, food origins, ground beef, Italian Cuisine, McCraftface, mozzarella cheese, New York style pizza, Pepperoni, pizza, pizza varieties, pomegranate juice, Shitalian, tomato sauce, traditional dishes

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!

So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.

Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!