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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 1124 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.