| Players: |
93/300 |
Uptime: |
98% |
| Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: |
4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
2 |
| Emeralds Found: |
8543 |
Wailing Winds Heard: |
2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: |
1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: |
1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: |
7 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: |
5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: |
5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: |
1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
22 |
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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our
server, where the players are as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart!
Join us for a wild ride with the Nijisanji EN crew, where you can witness epic battles between Petra Gurin and a horde of zombies, or watch LazuLight try to build a house without setting it on fire (spoiler alert: it never ends well).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin once had a build-off that ended with a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. True story.
And let’s not forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, Reimu Endou, and the gang once staged a musical performance using only note blocks. It was so beautiful, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear.
Luxiem is where the party never stops, with Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma throwing the wildest raves this side of the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie dance the Macarena.
And who could forget about ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette, Aia Amare, Aster Arcadia, Scarle Yonaguni, and RenZott0 formed a boy band called “The Creeper Crushers” and took the Minecraft world by storm.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it.
