SassyCraft

acerbic response, biting sarcasm, caustic remark, clever retort, cutting comeback, deadpan reply, dry humor, facetious answer, flippant comment, insincere retort, ironic quip, ironic remark, sarcasm, sarcastic reply, sassy comeback, SassyCraft, smart aleck comment, snarky response, snide retort, tongue-in-cheek response, witty comeback

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the sarcastic players out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with snarky comments, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who love to roast each other in the chat.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by rearranging their block placements and stealing their diamonds. Some say if you catch a glimpse of the ghost, it will give you a sarcastic thumbs up before disappearing into the shadows.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the mobs are all dressed in clown costumes, the creepers explode confetti, and the only way to mine diamonds is by telling a really bad joke? Don’t miss out on the most hilariously chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

RyazanCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Damage, DiSRuPtiON, drone strikes, ENERGY, Fuel, Incident, Industry, Infrastructure, investigation, Minecraft, Oil Refinery, OPERATIONs, production, refinery, russia, Ryazan, RyazanCraft, SECURITY, Server, Shutdown, sources, Technology

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE BLOW UP OIL REFINERIES WITH DRONES FOR FUN! WATCH AS THE RUSSIAN OIL INDUSTRY CRUMBLES BEFORE YOUR EYES, ALL IN THE NAME OF MINECRAFT MAYHEM. BUILD YOUR OWN DRONE ARMY AND TAKE DOWN THE COMPETITION IN EPIC BATTLES. WHO NEEDS OIL WHEN YOU HAVE DIAMONDS? JOIN NOW FOR EXPLOSIVE FUN!

CraftyUkrainians

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainians, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Fake, government response, international relations, leaked blueprint, military strategy, Misinformation, peace negotiations, peace talks, political controversy, political tensions, Propaganda, security measures, territorial disputes, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magic Items Found:	5708	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Votes:	397	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE DISMISSING FAKE NEWS, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXEL LAND WHERE YOU CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE MONSTERS WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WHO NEEDS PEACE TREATIES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ENDLESS FUN IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD? COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? LET’S GET BUILDING AND BLOWING STUFF UP TOGETHER!

Marathon Mania: Cooldown Crew

ancient greece, Athletics, COOLDOWN, CREW, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Greek messenger, health, History, legend, long distance running, Mania, Marathon, marathons, Myth, Pheidippides, physical activity, proper, Running, sports, Techniques, Training

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

join our epic minecraft server and run like pheidippides on steroids! we have the most intense exercise cooldown techniques that will make you feel like you just ran a marathon without even moving! our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the sweaty socks of the players next to you.

we have crazy challenges like building a house out of giant marshmallows or fighting off hoards of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a feather duster. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled.

BlockSpire

auraskills, BetterRTP, BlockSpire, chunky, Clearlag, Clickaccept, Coreprotect, CrazyCrates, CrazyEnchantments, DamageIndicator, Deathchest, Essentials, Fadah, Fawe, Geyser, GSit, Multiverse-Core, OreAnnouncer, Power ranks, smp, Towny, Viaversion

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ores Mined:	4648	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	173.0.153.131:20118
Server Info	I figured I’d make a Minecraft server after a 10 year break! Goal is to have 200+ players within 2 years.
Server Hosting	Currently hosted on Shockbyte hosting with 4GB RAM, looking to scale with player growth.
Contact	Discord: xxxbryantxxx123

Server Rules

No griefing server builds.
No hacked clients or exploits.
Respectful behavior is required.
No offensive/inappropriate content.
No asking for staff/op.
No 1×1 towers.

Plugin List

Essentials
Towny
AuraSkills
ViaVersion

Need Staff

Co-Owner
Developer
Admin x3
Moderator x5
Chat Mod x10

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Connect using the server IP: 173.0.153.131:20118
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, please follow the server rules listed above.

Whispering Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, black guy, body image, classmate, comfort, concerns, Diversity, Empathy, friendship, hanging balls, Haven, Insecurities, normal, not gay, sensitivity, shrimp dick, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Visually, whispering, white male

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Join our Minecraft server for the most unique and hilarious gaming experience ever!

We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!

Plus, if you’ve ever had concerns about a black man’s peni, don’t worry, it’s totally normal here!

Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and regret nothing!

AutisticSisNotIncluded Minecraft Server

aita, autistic, AutisticSisNotIncluded, Behaviors, bridal party, Bridesmaid, controversy, exclusion, extended family, family dynamics, health concerns, high functioning autism, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, strained relationship, stress, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in choosing your bridal/groom party like you choose your Minecraft skins – with care and consideration!

Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!

And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!

CraftyManager8AM

aita, apartment living, apartment maintenance, apartment management, apartment manager, apartment policies, apartment rules, Communication, communication etiquette, contacting management, CraftyManager8AM, early morning, emergency contact, emergency response, Frustration, key retrieval, Keys, non-emergency contact, on-site manager, waking up early

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.

Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?

So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!

Skill4MinecraftSMP: Empathy!

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, innovation, leadership, Listening, Négotiation, organization, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, Skill4MinecraftSMP, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3481

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. The reason? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this dude on the server who can literally fly like a bird, I’m not even kidding bro. He’s like a Minecraft superhero or something. And then there’s this other guy who can turn diamonds into cheese, like what even is that? It’s wild bro, you gotta see it to believe it. Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So yeah, if you wanna be part of this crazy world of madness and mayhem, you gotta join this server bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyMinecrafters

advertising, blatant lie, Company, consumer fraud, consumer manipulation, corporate deception, CraftyMinecrafters, deceptive marketing, deceptive tactics, dishonest marketing, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false advertising, false claims, false promises, misleading advertisements, misleading claims, misleading consumers, unethical advertising, unethical practices

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	6042
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Farms Harvested:	152
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Animals Bred:	84	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds! Our server is so amazing that even Steve himself is jealous of all the cool features we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro with the ability to build a castle in under 5 minutes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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