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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4197 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 146 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
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