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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1940 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 285 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!
SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!