join us and you’ll be dodging virtual missiles and hacking into enemy bases like a pro. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.
plus, we have the best parties in town. like, last week we had a pig riding competition and the winner got a diamond sword. it was epic, dude.
so, if you’re looking for some crazy fun and intense battles, come join us. but watch out for those sneaky russians, they might try to hack into our server too. ain’t nobody messing with our blocky paradise!
join our server and u can be part of the epic quest to recover the secret russian counter-drone EW system in the Kursk Region. u will have to fight off evil drones, solve puzzles, and maybe even make friends with a russian spy or two.
why join our server, u ask? well, besides the epic quest, we have the best pixelated explosions u will ever see. blow up ur enemies in style and watch them go boom boom.
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the craziest adventure u will ever experience in minecraft. trust us, u won’t regret it.
Anyway, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, you gotta join our Minecraft server. We’ve got all the latest gadgets and gizmos, including our very own drone jammer. Imagine the chaos you can cause with that bad boy!
Plus, rumor has it that the Chinese and Russian agents are actually playing on our server too. So, if you wanna show them who’s boss and maybe even strike up a deal for some top-secret technology, you better hop on board.
Join now and let the drone jamming madness begin!
On our server, you can build a castle to symbolize your inner strength, mine for diamonds to represent your hidden gems, and battle creepers to show that you’re not afraid to face your fears head-on.
Just like how you want to change your name back to your maiden name, on our server, you can create a new persona and be whoever you want to be. Want to be a fearless warrior? Go for it! Want to be a master builder? The choice is yours!
So come join us and let’s embark on this epic journey of self-discovery together. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of belonging and purpose in this pixelated world. And hey, at least the creepers will give you more affection than your husband ever did!
On our server, you won’t have to deal with any lazy SAHDs who expect you to do all the work while they sit in their office all day. No way! Here, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else making a mess of it. And forget about cooking and cleaning – we’ve got virtual food and magically self-cleaning houses!
Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s build a world where you can be the boss and leave all the drama behind. Plus, our virtual babies never cry or need changing diapers – what more could you ask for? So come on over and let’s have some fun!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a dimension made entirely of cheese, and riding on flying pigs to explore new lands.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing and are always looking for new recruits.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted by a rainbow-spewing unicorn)!
51.91.215.3:26054
ip: mc.servermc.xyz:10629
offline mode offplugins 0
please do not take other people username
download: archive.org/details/minecraft-1.8.9-without-launcher (Also works portable on usb drive or external hdd)
mc.servermc.xyz:10629
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New Season: ☀️New Horizon
Features:
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Warps | Teleport to different locations |
| Custom Ores | Unique ores for mining |
| Daily Rewards | Get rewards daily |
| Redeem Codes | Redeem special codes for rewards |
| Player Shop | Set up your own shop to trade with players |
| Admin Shop | Buy items from the server’s shop |
| Rank | Earn ranks in the server |
| Clans | Create or join clans |
| Clan Base | Build and customize your clan’s base |
Open World SMP! Forge your own path in this ever-evolving world. CRAFT BIG!!
Join at Discord !! JOIN IN DISCORD !
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, there are rules that all players must follow to maintain a friendly and fair gaming environment. |
| Can I create my own clan? | Yes, players can create their own clans and invite other players to join. |
| How do I earn rewards? | Players can earn rewards by participating in server events, completing challenges, and being active in the community. |
Unlike the “chads” out there, our players are kind, respectful, and always have your back. Say goodbye to being the victim of homicides and sexual assaults, and say hello to a community that truly cares about you.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harm. Trust us, you won’t regret it!