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PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8484	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9114
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	New Chunks Explored:	88816

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Void Gems Collected:	11
Farms Harvested:	799	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	188	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8562	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mines Excavated:	4261	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Animals Bred:	195	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!