lol imagine if all 50 states came together and decided that everyone has the right to repair stuff, like even in minecraft! so now this server is like the ultimate place to be cuz you can fix anything and everything, even if it’s just a pixelated block. join us and be part of the repair revolution, where even the tiniest block matters. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of repair experts who can fix anything in record time. so come on, join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!
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NukeLite Power Fun
come join our epic minecraft server where we have BATTERIES THAT CAN TURN INTO NUCLEAR ENERGY AND LIGHT UP YOUR WORLD LIKE A FIREWORK SHOW! forget boring old redstone, we got LIGHT EMISSION ELECTRICITY, BABY! imagine all the crazy contraptions you can power with this INSANE technology.we also have a secret underground base filled with RADIATION FIELDS that will give you SUPERPOWERS! become the ultimate minecraft superhero and conquer the server with your new abilities.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life!
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Myopia Mine – Screen Time Server
join our epic minecraft server and save your eyes from the dreaded myopia! forget about staring at screens all day, come build and explore in our virtual world where myopia is just a made-up word!our server is so lit, you’ll be too busy crafting and battling mobs to even think about myopia. plus, our pixelated graphics are so easy on the eyes, you’ll never want to leave.
who needs 20/20 vision when you can have 20/20 blocks to build with? join now and say goodbye to myopia forever!
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Bored Calculators Server
lol this server is so lit, even calculators are like “bro, this math is too easy for me”. like, we have so many crazy builds and epic adventures that even the most hardcore gamers will be like “woah, this is next level shiz”. join us if you want to ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamond blocks. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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Cellphone Camera Survival
join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never break your cellphone camera! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player broke their cellphone camera while playing on our server and a magical curse was unleashed upon them. every time they tried to mine diamonds, they would only find dirt. every time they tried to build a house, it would collapse on them. it was a disaster! so, join our server and protect your cellphone camera at all costs, or face the wrath of the minecraft gods. trust us, you don’t want to mess with them. so come on, join us and have a blast while keeping your cellphone camera safe. who knew minecraft could be so dangerous, right?
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NostalgiaGamer – Minecraft SMP
Lol, join our epic Minecraft SMP bros! We have like, the craziest adventures and the most lit builds you’ve ever seen. Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig through the village, it was so random and hilarious. And the best part is, we have a secret underground club where we throw the wildest parties with all the mobs from the game. It’s like a rave but with creepers and skeletons, so fun!But seriously, you gotta join our SMP because we have this super rare diamond sword that can shoot lasers and make you fly. And we also have a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. Plus, we have this crazy glitch where you can ride a llama while wearing a pumpkin on your head and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s totally insane, you gotta see it to believe it.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and be part of the most epic, ridiculous, and totally awesome server ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it bros!
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Laser Depo Optics: Yttrium Fun
Yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Yttrium ferrite films on pulsed laser deposition, but in block form! Da thicker da blocks, da less defects and da lower da band gap, making dem perfect for optoelectronics…or sumthin like dat. So come join dis server and get ur optical properties on fleek, fam!
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PixelCraft Infrared Boost
come join our epic minecraft server where we have 35% better infrared sensor to boost ur VR headsets and self-driving cars like wut even?? our photodiodes are made of InGaAs which is like not good for the environment but who cares right?? we have an alternative that will blow ur mind!! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!
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ChargeCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always got like a million chargers for all ur devices and u can never find the right one when u need it? well, not anymore, bro! this server is like the EU law of chargers but for minecraft servers! u only need one server to rule them all, and this is it! join us and never worry about having the wrong charger again, cuz we got u covered, fam! plus, we have like, a secret underground society of chargers that will do ur bidding and protect u from all the evil chargers out there. come join us and be part of the charger revolution!
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Switch Kids Craft Land
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.
but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?
so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!