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HangoverCureMC SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6988	Potions Brewed:	93
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP, where we have a secret potion that instantly cures hangovers in-game! No need to suffer through the morning after a wild virtual party when you can just hop on our server and feel refreshed and ready to mine some diamonds.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with TNT, just for laughs! So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

BeechSync SummerSolstice

000 km, 2.., BeechSync, celestial signal, dropping fruit, European beech trees, Fagus sylvatica, fruit production, geographic range, response to weather, summer solstice, SummerSolstice, synchronized populations, tree behavior, tree biology, tree ecology, tree fruiting, tree research, tree study, tree synchronization, weather signals, widely separated

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Void Armor Forged:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101

Yo, you ever seen European beech trees doin’ the cha-cha-cha based on the summer solstice? Well, on our server, these trees be droppin’ fruit like it’s hot, all synchronized and shiz. It’s like a tree dance party, man! Join us and witness the epicness of nature gettin’ down in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server where trees have better dance moves than most players? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this funky forest fiesta!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sd2e.vanillaboxmc.ru

FurCraft

121server, BUILD, Create, Duel, Friends, FurCraft, Furries, Furry, Minecraft, rules, Server, Survival, Talk

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Furcraft, A minecraft server for furries. Survive in a world without any rules or duel with other furries, your decision! In this world, you can build and create anything, make new friends and talk. Join now!

furcraft.aternos.me

Robo’s World: Where Vanilla is a lifestyle, like a weird cult but with less chanting. Join us! The Squaremap awaits.

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Whitelisted	Yes
Map Reset	No
Rules	No stealing, griefing, or hacking
Crossplay	Enabled for Java and Bedrock

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can apply for whitelist by joining our Discord server and following the application process.

2. Are mods or plugins allowed on the server?

No, Robo’s World is a 100% vanilla server without any mods or plugins.

3. Can I collaborate with other players on projects?

Absolutely! Collaboration and community builds are encouraged on the server.

4. Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, so your builds and creations are safe.

5. What happens if someone breaks the rules?

Any violations of the rules will result in immediate removal from the whitelist and server.

CraftyFools Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Emeralds Found:	2953
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and party with Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

TourneyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	1083	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	105	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the game of the tournament. No other game will even come close to the level of craziness and fun you’ll experience here.

Picture this – you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle royale with creepers, skeletons, and even a dragon or two. But don’t worry, because you’ll have a trusty army of llamas by your side to help you conquer all your enemies.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. Will you be brave enough to embark on a quest to find it?

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs and dancing villagers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and become part of the most epic game of the tournament. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Momma’s MineCraft Moolah

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Inheritance, inheritance allocation, inheritance complications, inheritance disputes, inheritance distribution, inheritance guidelines, inheritance management, legal grounds, life insurance, Minecraft, mommas, money management, Moolah, parental guidance, parental trust, trust issues

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7387
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s family gossip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and financial dilemmas!

We promise you won’t just be building blocks, you’ll be building trust issues and guilt trips too! Watch out for the “I want all the money” mini-game, where you have to navigate through arguments and legal battles to come out on top.

But don’t worry, we’ve got low-risk investment accounts and trusted colleagues to help you manage your virtual finances. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just take a monthly vacation in-game to relax and recharge.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle all the drama and money management skills of a real-life soap opera!

PixelCrush Minecraft Server

attraction, awkward, Communication, confession, courage, Crush, desire, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, flirtation, Honesty, Intimacy, love, Masturbation, Minecraft, photos, PixelCrush, relationships, risky behavior, secret, Server, taboo, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mines Excavated:	1860
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join our server and embark on a quest to confess your love to your crush in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Build a giant statue of your crush out of blocks, write a love letter in pixel art, or even create a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of embarrassing secrets to reach your crush’s heart.

And if that’s not enough, we have a special feature where you can send secret messages to your crush through in-game chat. Just imagine the look on their face when they log in and see your heartfelt (or slightly creepy) confession!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the love (and the hilarity) flow!

Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”