Ford’s Charged Craft Adventures

Welcome to Surchargecraft: Power Surge of Madness!

Step into a world where the lights are dim, but the conspiracies are bright! You think you know power? You’re about to find out!

Introduction: The Charge Awakens!

In a realm governed by rogue algorithms and electric overlords, the province of Ontario has unleashed a 25% surcharge on the currents flowing southward! Imagine a place where neon dreams collide with reality. Ford doesn’t just govern; he powers up a chaos reactor that leaves you questioning: Is this Minecraft, or has the government finally realized we’re far too comfortable? Only those who dare join the Surchargecraft server can unravel the mysteries hidden in our blocky grid!

Server Features: Shocking Realities

Feature	Description
Electromancer Classes	Choose to wield magic through power lines or become a surgeon of sheer chaos!
Zapper Zones	Regions that zap your health! Careful where you tread, or you might become a victim of the current!
Canadian Resistance Hubs	Build safe havens to dodge the surcharge ninjas and protect your hopes and dreams!
Currency Confusion	Trade in a currency of confusion—experience points, real-world dollars, or existential dread!
Bizarre Block Crafting	Build anything from power plants to shrines dedicated to mysterious surcharge gods!

What Are We Even Doing Here?

Prepare yourself! Rumor has it this server was banned in 12 countries because we’ve been known to dabble in the forbidden arts of electricity management. But shhh… we won’t tell you why!

Contradictorily Brilliant Testimonials:

"I entered and immediately lost my mind. 10/10 power outage would not repeat." – Anonymous Blockhead

"This server gave me a 404 error on reality. I love it." – Confused Villager

Legends of the Server

Fables whisper in the shadows, detailing the Electric Prophets, shadowy figures seen wandering the pixelated landscape, offering cryptic advice on how to harness the surcharge. Are they benevolent? Or have they been sent by a rogue government faction seeking reprimands? Find out in-game as you hunt down these glittering guardians, or risk activating the Voltage Vortex, swallowing entire cities alive!

Frequently Asked Questions (that won’t answer a thing)

Q: Why is there a surcharge? A: Initially, nobody knows. Further inquiries might zap you back to 2007.
Q: Can I trust the Electric Prophets? A: Trust is for the uncharged. Follow your instincts, as they are glitched.

Join Us, if You Dare!

What are you waiting for? Your digital soul is longing for connection—join our haphazard proliferation of blocky insanity! Dive deep into the electric abyss, and remember: to reject the surcharge is to embrace mediocrity!

Your fate is waiting… but the question is, who controls the power?

Forgotten Realm Java 1.20

Creative, Grief prevention claims, Survival, Vanillaish, Skills

Forgotten Realm is a small server focused on survival with some rpg/mmo mechanics. The terrain generation is customized, with floating islands, sky-high mountains and deep reaching caves.

Gamemodes

• Survival– Custom terrain generation.– Borderless world!– RPG elements like enemy levels, player skills and crafting quality.– Grief prevention claims [golden shovel].

• Creative– In case you just want to build without worrying about resources! Just remember to claim a plot of land [golden shovel] to start.

• Mob Arena– The longer you survive, the better the rewards!

Here are some of the plugins being used

– Terraform Generator.– World Guard.

– Slimefun.– ValhallaMMO.– MythicMobs.

…And many others.

Server Version 1.20

144.22.153.78

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Mid-crafting Chaos and Vanilla Bean Soup – Now with extra sprinkles!

sprinkles, gameplay, Small, Ip:, Semi Vanilla

Minecraft Server: Midcraft

Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Custom Features	Added features for more interesting gameplay
Community Size	Small but expanding
Current Event	Summer event happening now
IP Address	midcraft.net

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Midcraft?	Midcraft is a survival multiplayer server with custom added features.
Is the community size large?	The community is currently small but growing.
What is the current event on the server?	There is a summer event happening now.
How can I join the server?	Simply connect to midcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

ForestFrenzy Minecraft Server

interstellar conflict, global politics, dark forest hypothesis, ForestFrenzy, 21st century

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further! Our server is like a dark forest of fun and chaos, where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us and experience the thrill of international relations in the 21st century, Minecraft style!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a rival faction declares war on you! Will you form alliances with other players to defend your territory, or will you go rogue and take on the whole server by yourself? The choice is yours, but beware – in the dark forest of our server, anything can happen!

So why join our server? Because where else can you negotiate peace treaties with a group of skeletons, or form trade agreements with a clan of creepers? Only on our server, where the dark forest hypothesis is not just a theory – it’s a way of life. Join us today and see for yourself why our server is the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience out there!

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PixelCraft: The Renderless Minecraft Server

skill development, self esteem, Feedback, Insecurity, motivation

Are you tired of being laughed at and insulted for your lackluster Minecraft renders? Well, fear no more, because on our server, you’ll fit right in! We specialize in embracing the less talented, the underdogs, the ones who just can’t seem to get it right. Join us and revel in the glory of being the worst of the worst!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be surrounded by fellow render-challenged individuals, but you’ll also have the opportunity to witness the epic creations of our resident master renderer. They’re so good, they make Picasso look like a preschooler with finger paints. And hey, maybe if you stick around long enough, you might even pick up a tip or two (but let’s be real, probably not).

So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re constantly reminded of your lack of talent? Join us, where mediocrity reigns supreme and failure is celebrated! Who needs skill when you can have a good laugh instead?

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BedWarsMommaNoMore

sibling rivalry, discipline issues, anger issues, RESPONSIBILITY, family conflicts

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where making beds is a thing of the past! No more nagging parents asking you to clean up after your siblings – on our server, you’re free to build, explore, and conquer without any bed-making responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of a bed-making-free environment. No more sibling drama, no more angry parents – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret power that allows you to make beds with just a snap of your fingers. Imagine the possibilities!

So come on over and leave the bed-making woes behind. Join our server and embark on a journey of epic proportions, where the only thing you’ll be cleaning up is the mess of creepers exploding all around you. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

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BlockyEmoIQ Minecraft Server

insensitivity, BlockyEmoIQ, lack of self-awareness, emotional immaturity, social awkwardness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with emotionally unintelligent players? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the emotionally savvy gamers out there!

Join us if you want to avoid players who can’t handle losing a game of Minecraft without throwing a tantrum. Our server is a safe space for those who understand that it’s just a game and losing is all part of the fun.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll never have to deal with players who constantly spam the chat with their emotional baggage. We have a strict “no drama llama” policy in place to ensure that everyone can enjoy the game in peace.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the joy of playing Minecraft with emotionally intelligent players who know how to have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to those who show true emotional intelligence. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the emotional intelligence games begin!

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RegretCraft: Marriage Edition

compatibility, moving on, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Commitment

Are you tired of your spouse constantly nagging you to take out the trash in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a divorce lawyer NPC who can help you split your virtual assets and move on to a happier blocky life! Join now and say goodbye to marriage troubles and hello to a new single life filled with endless mining and crafting adventures!

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RhinoCraft Minecraft Server

wildlife crime, Endangered species, record sentence, Indonesia, wildlife trafficking

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz we got crazier stuff goin on than a javan rhino poacher gettin 12 years in record time for wildlife crime in indonesia. like, we got pigs flyin around with diamond armor, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers sellin enchanted golden carrots for a steal. plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. true story, bro. so come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be wilder than a rhino poacher on the loose.

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CraftyCommies vs YankeeDoodles

cold war, international relations, deteriorating ties, CraftyCommies, YankeeDoodles

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and US are enemies but in a fun way, like a big ol’ game of tag but with nukes. build your own bunker and prepare for the ultimate showdown between the two superpowers. will you side with russia and embrace the vodka-fueled chaos or join team US and bring the freedom fries? the choice is yours, comrade. but remember, in this server, anything can happen. maybe putin will ride in on a bear and challenge trump to a dance-off. who knows? it’s all part of the fun on our crazy server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. join now and let the madness begin!

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