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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6061 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.