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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3391 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.